mom if u see this stop googling my name

I’m always gonna be the trash quain baby.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Something tells me Jesus would *not* spend millions of dollars on Super Bowl ads to make fascism look benign

[MAX✨ @MXXSREVENGE]

This was attempted murder 😭😭😭

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

when you spend the night at a friend's house and they don't give you a blanket

[Oded Rechavi @OdedRechavi]

How your email finds me

[FLETCHER @findingfletcher]

if this tweet gets 15k favorites, i’ll have no choice??? 😅 #GirlOfMyDreams

[gary from teen mom @garyfromteenmom]

me waiting for my mom to make me a sandwich after going swimming

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

sorry i didn’t answer your call. i don’t do that

[finessa hudgins @lil_lopeep]

i remember once a nigga tried to drug my drink w xanax in college. but the joke was on him bc i was already off 3 n once i start drinking that shit give me powers. moral of the story. he got robbed that night

[jay.gov @_jaygov]

Why jake paul only be wanting to fight black people

[Fried Chicken and Moët @DereckHarmon]

It’s only takes 5 mins in a Marshalls or TJ Maxxx to know if it’s hitting or not.

[Tee. @Therealteajah]

Somebody said “I can’t wait to live, I just been surviving " and I felt that

[ari @ar1e11e]

social media shouldn’t exist. god created the internet for candy crush and dress up games on barbie dot com.

[puff @rishipuff]

when the pandemic started i was 20 and now i'm. on psychiatric medication

[mom if u see this stop googling my name @vanillaaafayce]

It’s been 48hrs since I’ve had to put my dog Cash down and this marks the start of the third worst day of my life

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

“nobody wants to work anymore” correct. work blows

[Everything1K! @_nelldoeee]

I just called a restaurant to see if they open they talm bout who is this😂😂😂😂😂 bitch a customer

[saturn’s PR agent @divinatorydoll]

“gift cards aren’t thoughtful” they are because the person thought i would want some money. and they’re right