the samuel

TAMUG ‘20🌊 | HTX 🚀

[the samuel @vanillag97]

Hi I’m Sam! But you can call me Samuel for long

[the samuel @vanillag97]

@HoustonDynamo Power your passion @lftln4passing

[ᵂᴵᴸᴸ @BiasedHouston]

What did y’all tell us in 2018?

Stop crying.

[JR🔻 @N1noBr0wn]

Some yanks wake up 7 am to watch arteta ball. I understand why they shoot up Walmart

[the samuel @vanillag97]

@Andrewvene No baserunners

[the samuel @vanillag97]

@CJMyGoat This guy been living rent free in my head ngl

[the samuel @vanillag97]

@SpursCulture Wow great performance, y’all must’ve won right?

[V̷a̷t̷o̷r̷ @VatorSports]

The Houston Rockets are 5-3!

YOU CAN’T TELL US NOTHING!!
https://t.co/f3XdS8XaQm

[(Parody) FAX Sports: MLB @MLBONFAX]

BREAKING: The Savannah Bananas are signing C Martin Maldonado as player-manager, sources tell Fax Sports.

The deal is for 5 years/$185M, and a lifetime supply of bananas.

"I'm finally going somewhere I'll be appreciated," Maldonado said.

[the samuel @vanillag97]

@Andrewvene @GregAbbott_TX @netanyahu @GovStitt There is actually not a single reason for him to be in Israel lol

[the samuel @vanillag97]

@ratt_mayburn 👹🌶

[the samuel @vanillag97]

@Andrewvene @bigb_1098 @GavinNewsom 🧐

[the samuel @vanillag97]

@Andrewvene @ratt_mayburn @PFlat2 Shut it commie!!

[the samuel @vanillag97]

@ratt_mayburn Put the house on RUTGAS SPREAD 🗣🗣

[the samuel @vanillag97]

@MLBONFAX One of these things is not like the others 🥴 but Acuña no doubt

[ᵂᴵᴸᴸ @BiasedHouston]

Saying with complete confidence the 2023-24 Houston #Rockets are making the play-in tournament.

Come back to this Tweet when it happens.

[the samuel @vanillag97]

@JEDl_1 @BradeauxNBA @TheHoopCentral Both of those things make way more sense than Tim at 3 even if they aren’t *correct*

[the samuel @vanillag97]

@JEDl_1 @BradeauxNBA @TheHoopCentral Unless you’re putting Tim at 3 (where he doesn’t belong) he’s gotta come off the bench

[the samuel @vanillag97]

@MLBONFAX 2nd best OPS on the team only behind Yordan but ok

[Ross Villarreal @SportsRV]

Framber when he saw the Verlander trade