No good at life, but very funny sometimes with the commentary. Retired princess, one-time Kenny Loggins backup singer, benevolent warlord, a real dick.
My greatest strength is probably my creative problem solving. For example, recently my windshield wiper blades needed to be replaced, so I waited until the air conditioning broke and then bought a new car
Aggressively celebrating Casimir Pulaski Day at the office in the most Midwestern way possible (playing Come On Feel the Illinoise at a polite volume while silently wishing I had some good pierogi)
I sewed a doll-sized pouf to see if maybe I could think about making a human-sized one and I sent it to my friend and she said it looks like the 🍞 emoji
A huge tree fell down in the golf course by my house during the heavy rain a few weeks ago and it’s still there and I truly hope they just leave it. All golf courses should have a touch of post-apocalypse to them