SL

No good at life, but very funny sometimes with the commentary. Retired princess, one-time Kenny Loggins backup singer, benevolent warlord, a real dick.

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My greatest strength is probably my creative problem solving. For example, recently my windshield wiper blades needed to be replaced, so I waited until the air conditioning broke and then bought a new car

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Dennis continues to fail this challenge

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Dennis Scully get through one podcast without bringing up RH challenge

(this is a tweet for one person and that person is me)

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Aggressively celebrating Casimir Pulaski Day at the office in the most Midwestern way possible (playing Come On Feel the Illinoise at a polite volume while silently wishing I had some good pierogi)

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I sewed a doll-sized pouf to see if maybe I could think about making a human-sized one and I sent it to my friend and she said it looks like the 🍞 emoji

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doing some friday night hot yoga*

*regular yoga in my living room but with a space heater pointed at me

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This is some opening-of-A-Wrinkle-in-Time-ass weather

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LinkedIn emailed me to tell me someone I know is posting about powerful bisexuals and they knew I’d want to see it

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Had to make a very quick decision tonight w/r/t whether three weeks at my new job is enough time to start correcting my boss

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A huge tree fell down in the golf course by my house during the heavy rain a few weeks ago and it’s still there and I truly hope they just leave it. All golf courses should have a touch of post-apocalypse to them