actual conversation between two guys who bought a watch from me
guy 1: I think this watch makes me look like a homosexual
guy 2: Can you talk normally in public, like you have a family that raised you what are you doing
It is hot as hell in this fucky ass hot ass room i’m in... [Silence] IS THAT THE GRIM REAPER / berleezy playing the sims 4 dying from a fire / going yo hell burn burning alive fuck / FAKE JOKE NOT REAL / reaction video meme
sometimes you ship things not bc you want the characters to be happy together or bc they'd be a great fit, but bc it would be funny as hell. happiness is entirely optional and in fact, the more nightmareish it is for one or both parties involved, the better