Vanity Bloom

shit riff band

[Dr Harold News @DrHaroldNews]

BREAKING: Taoiseach accuses Mary Lou McDonald of 'exploiting the housing crisis for political gain', by asking him difficult, intelligent questions which make him look unprepared and out of his depth.

[Vanity Bloom @vanitybloomband]

tiny little mechanical legs powered by stout shall overthrow any semblance of imagination your frail mind holds

[Vanity Bloom @vanitybloomband]

@FavouriteDuque

[Vanity Bloom @vanitybloomband]

Lie on the floor. Stare at the roof. Contemplate suicide. Eat 15 Lidl frankfurters. Then try tell me you know shit about life. Pussy

[Vanity Bloom @vanitybloomband]

Sorry that was bleak

[Vanity Bloom @vanitybloomband]

I once was a young worthog, funny how times change :L

[Vanity Bloom @vanitybloomband]

Looking for cute bigtittygoth gf who likes my onion scent

[Vanity Bloom @vanitybloomband]

if micheall takes gigs we’ll his kidney and that is a threat

[Vanity Bloom @vanitybloomband]

stand up and meet happy frog sorry he’s sad now I’m sorry I’m sorry

[Vanity Bloom @vanitybloomband]

if you have an issue with this that’s okay

[Vanity Bloom @vanitybloomband]

spinning back fist to your mother she knows why

[Vanity Bloom @vanitybloomband]

AlePsâ Plé ‘G00sE’ by ‘Poliff’ aha aha yeah

[Vanity Bloom @vanitybloomband]

you’re too tiny

[Vanity Bloom @vanitybloomband]

sit on the floor and lose yourself in the pattern of your own shirt

[Vanity Bloom @vanitybloomband]

Mick Flanagan vs the onion tirade

[Vanity Bloom @vanitybloomband]

as a band we have formally decided to play music. we feel this is an important step in our careers. like this tweet if you would like to hear music!

[Vanity Bloom @vanitybloomband]

girls do not like me because I smell like onions

[Vanity Bloom @vanitybloomband]

Put my dick in the car door and slam it call that shit Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare

[Vanity Bloom @vanitybloomband]

he sits in the tiny room, be wiggles with earthly fear, and the intangible obsession of passion, loves lost and cursed, wind in his eyes as he finds his 3.49 jambon in his own vomit

[Vanity Bloom @vanitybloomband]

Feelin sad might eat a motorbike tyre