𝒃𝒆𝒂𝒖𝒕𝒊𝒇𝒖𝒍, 𝒅𝒊𝒓𝒕𝒚, 𝒓𝒊𝒄𝒉 .ᐟ.ᐟ

[𝒃𝒆𝒂𝒖𝒕𝒊𝒇𝒖𝒍, 𝒅𝒊𝒓𝒕𝒚, 𝒓𝒊𝒄𝒉 .ᐟ.ᐟ @vanityplaps]

ᅠ 𝒔𝒐 𝒉𝒐𝒕 𝒖𝒓
𝒉𝒖𝒓𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒎𝒚
𝒇𝒆𝒆𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔 .ᐟ.ᐟ

[𝒃𝒆𝒂𝒖𝒕𝒊𝒇𝒖𝒍, 𝒅𝒊𝒓𝒕𝒚, 𝒓𝒊𝒄𝒉 .ᐟ.ᐟ @vanityplaps]

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“ why would i do that ? ” he laughed , stepping closer , not intimidated at all even though declan could realistically fuck him up .

his finger traced the waist band of the skirt , looking up at him with a smug smile . “ it’s so much more fun to keep bothering you . ”
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[𝒃𝒆𝒂𝒖𝒕𝒊𝒇𝒖𝒍, 𝒅𝒊𝒓𝒕𝒚, 𝒓𝒊𝒄𝒉 .ᐟ.ᐟ @vanityplaps]

@viralfap ᅠ
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( kai’s breath caught in his throat , a stuttered moan pouring out of his mouth as his pussy stretched to fit around amir’s size , hugging tightly around it as he slid in . )

fuckfuckfuck — !
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[𝒃𝒆𝒂𝒖𝒕𝒊𝒇𝒖𝒍, 𝒅𝒊𝒓𝒕𝒚, 𝒓𝒊𝒄𝒉 .ᐟ.ᐟ @vanityplaps]

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pumpkin patch date
was a success .

[𝒃𝒆𝒂𝒖𝒕𝒊𝒇𝒖𝒍, 𝒅𝒊𝒓𝒕𝒚, 𝒓𝒊𝒄𝒉 .ᐟ.ᐟ @vanityplaps]

@DANKD0NG ᅠ
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literally put in any effort . put in some fake fangs and be a vampire or something . use your last few brain cells to think of something .
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[𝒃𝒆𝒂𝒖𝒕𝒊𝒇𝒖𝒍, 𝒅𝒊𝒓𝒕𝒚, 𝒓𝒊𝒄𝒉 .ᐟ.ᐟ @vanityplaps]

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howard , it’s bateman ,
patrick bateman .

[𝒃𝒆𝒂𝒖𝒕𝒊𝒇𝒖𝒍, 𝒅𝒊𝒓𝒕𝒚, 𝒓𝒊𝒄𝒉 .ᐟ.ᐟ @vanityplaps]

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“ suck it up . ” the plastic axe dragged down his body , hooking under his skirt and pulling it up enough for kai to catch a glimpse of the panties .

“ ohhh shit . ” he laughed , playfully punching the other in the shoulder . “ now you know how uncomfortable they are. ”
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[𝒃𝒆𝒂𝒖𝒕𝒊𝒇𝒖𝒍, 𝒅𝒊𝒓𝒕𝒚, 𝒓𝒊𝒄𝒉 .ᐟ.ᐟ @vanityplaps]

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wait where the fuck did i put my drink ?
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[𝒃𝒆𝒂𝒖𝒕𝒊𝒇𝒖𝒍, 𝒅𝒊𝒓𝒕𝒚, 𝒓𝒊𝒄𝒉 .ᐟ.ᐟ @vanityplaps]

@DANKD0NG ᅠ
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yeah , you don’t get to judge me when you’re not actually dressed up .

you literally never do anything , you have no excuse to not have a real costume .
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[𝒃𝒆𝒂𝒖𝒕𝒊𝒇𝒖𝒍, 𝒅𝒊𝒓𝒕𝒚, 𝒓𝒊𝒄𝒉 .ᐟ.ᐟ @vanityplaps]

@entitledfaps ᅠ
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kai finished the rest of his drink and looked back to declan , dragging the head of his plastic axe up the other boy’s exposed arm .

“ cmon , don’t be a bitch , it’s just a little prank , man . ”
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[𝒃𝒆𝒂𝒖𝒕𝒊𝒇𝒖𝒍, 𝒅𝒊𝒓𝒕𝒚, 𝒓𝒊𝒄𝒉 .ᐟ.ᐟ @vanityplaps]

@DANKD0NG ᅠ
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it’s not weird , american psycho is a classic . and at least i put in effort , what are you even supposed to be ?
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[𝒃𝒆𝒂𝒖𝒕𝒊𝒇𝒖𝒍, 𝒅𝒊𝒓𝒕𝒚, 𝒓𝒊𝒄𝒉 .ᐟ.ᐟ @vanityplaps]

@entitledfaps ᅠ
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kai held up his hands in feigned innocence , the rain coat of his patrick bateman costume making noise every time he moved .

“i didn’t touch you , dude , i touched your costume .”
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[𝒃𝒆𝒂𝒖𝒕𝒊𝒇𝒖𝒍, 𝒅𝒊𝒓𝒕𝒚, 𝒓𝒊𝒄𝒉 .ᐟ.ᐟ @vanityplaps]

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( already a few drinks deep , a fake bloody axe in one hand and a plastic cup sloshing around whatever random shit he’d mixed together in the other . )

kit ! ( he shouted with full drunken confidence even though he’d spent the past thirty minutes walking up to every spider-man assuming it was kit . ) how’s my favorite web slinger ?
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[𝒃𝒆𝒂𝒖𝒕𝒊𝒇𝒖𝒍, 𝒅𝒊𝒓𝒕𝒚, 𝒓𝒊𝒄𝒉 .ᐟ.ᐟ @vanityplaps]

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ok , well you know now , so are you coming ?
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[𝙬𝙚𝙡𝙡, 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩’𝙨 𝙙𝙧𝙖𝙢𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙘... @performerplaps]

no?

[𝒃𝒆𝒂𝒖𝒕𝒊𝒇𝒖𝒍, 𝒅𝒊𝒓𝒕𝒚, 𝒓𝒊𝒄𝒉 .ᐟ.ᐟ @vanityplaps]

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howard , it’s bateman ,
patrick bateman .

[𝒃𝒆𝒂𝒖𝒕𝒊𝒇𝒖𝒍, 𝒅𝒊𝒓𝒕𝒚, 𝒓𝒊𝒄𝒉 .ᐟ.ᐟ @vanityplaps]

||: kinda need someone to drug kai…

[𝒃𝒆𝒂𝒖𝒕𝒊𝒇𝒖𝒍, 𝒅𝒊𝒓𝒕𝒚, 𝒓𝒊𝒄𝒉 .ᐟ.ᐟ @vanityplaps]

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i’m gonna get sooo wasted tonight :)))
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[𝒃𝒆𝒂𝒖𝒕𝒊𝒇𝒖𝒍, 𝒅𝒊𝒓𝒕𝒚, 𝒓𝒊𝒄𝒉 .ᐟ.ᐟ @vanityplaps]

@sognrr ᅠ
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it’s not fun if there isn’t a little blood .
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[𝒃𝒆𝒂𝒖𝒕𝒊𝒇𝒖𝒍, 𝒅𝒊𝒓𝒕𝒚, 𝒓𝒊𝒄𝒉 .ᐟ.ᐟ @vanityplaps]

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yeah , did you not know ?
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[𝙬𝙚𝙡𝙡, 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩’𝙨 𝙙𝙧𝙖𝙢𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙘... @performerplaps]

there’s a party?

[𝒃𝒆𝒂𝒖𝒕𝒊𝒇𝒖𝒍, 𝒅𝒊𝒓𝒕𝒚, 𝒓𝒊𝒄𝒉 .ᐟ.ᐟ @vanityplaps]

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we should . you going to the party ?
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[𝙬𝙚𝙡𝙡, 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩’𝙨 𝙙𝙧𝙖𝙢𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙘... @performerplaps]

we should make it happen.