𝒃𝒆𝒂𝒖𝒕𝒊𝒇𝒖𝒍, 𝒅𝒊𝒓𝒕𝒚, 𝒓𝒊𝒄𝒉 .ᐟ.ᐟ

[𝒃𝒆𝒂𝒖𝒕𝒊𝒇𝒖𝒍, 𝒅𝒊𝒓𝒕𝒚, 𝒓𝒊𝒄𝒉 .ᐟ.ᐟ @vanityplaps]

ᅠ 𝒔𝒐 𝒉𝒐𝒕 𝒖𝒓
𝒉𝒖𝒓𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒎𝒚
𝒇𝒆𝒆𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔 .ᐟ.ᐟ

[𝒃𝒆𝒂𝒖𝒕𝒊𝒇𝒖𝒍, 𝒅𝒊𝒓𝒕𝒚, 𝒓𝒊𝒄𝒉 .ᐟ.ᐟ @vanityplaps]

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( kai stumbled out of the way , gripping the toy axe a little tighter as he righted himself , smoothing out his suit and failing miserably at controlling his face , the glare was hard and unwavering . )

speak of the devil . . .

( kai muttered , adjusting his tie . he knew candice — everyone did wether they wanted to or not , he avoided her at all costs but that seemed impossible now . )

looks like you’re the only guest she cares about . ( tone flat , looking past her to kit , refusing to acknowledge her . )
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[𝒃𝒆𝒂𝒖𝒕𝒊𝒇𝒖𝒍, 𝒅𝒊𝒓𝒕𝒚, 𝒓𝒊𝒄𝒉 .ᐟ.ᐟ @vanityplaps]

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suit yourself .

( it was hard to tell if it was the alcohol or his own ignorance but he was totally oblivious to the tension he was giving off — it was there and drinking was definitely making it worse , in his mind he was just playing it a lot cooler .

he shrugged , it was probably a safer option to avoid hooking up given what was going on with his dad and the fact that he was an underclassman . )

so why’d you come tonight ? you’re not drinking , you’re not fucking , did you just come to stand around and let people gawk at you ?
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[𝒃𝒆𝒂𝒖𝒕𝒊𝒇𝒖𝒍, 𝒅𝒊𝒓𝒕𝒚, 𝒓𝒊𝒄𝒉 .ᐟ.ᐟ @vanityplaps]

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( hearing that helped calm a little of the jealousy he was feeling , but every time he caught someone staring it spiked again , his stomach twisting into knots the longer he thought about it . he emptied his cup and licked some of the fake blood off his lips , swallowing the bitter taste , hoping the alcohol would level him out a little . )

ok , so who’s attention are you dying for ? do you need a wingman ?
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[𝒃𝒆𝒂𝒖𝒕𝒊𝒇𝒖𝒍, 𝒅𝒊𝒓𝒕𝒚, 𝒓𝒊𝒄𝒉 .ᐟ.ᐟ @vanityplaps]

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( kai shook his head , letting out a little laugh , it was crazy that kit couldn’t see how much everyone wanted him , kai was obviously biased but he saw how everyone looked at him , he was the entire package — talented , genuinely kind , funny , easily one of the hottest guys in school , and on top of it all he was too humble to ever admit any of it . the kind of guy you wanted your parents to meet . the opposite of kai . that was admirable . )

shut up and take the compliment , kitkat , those girls would skin me and eat me alive if it meant they got to be talking to you right now instead of me .
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[𝒃𝒆𝒂𝒖𝒕𝒊𝒇𝒖𝒍, 𝒅𝒊𝒓𝒕𝒚, 𝒓𝒊𝒄𝒉 .ᐟ.ᐟ @vanityplaps]

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i’m used to the judgement , it’s turned into static at this point .

( the babbling was good — it was cute seeing him this flusted and it meant kai didn’t have to talk while he tried regaining composure . the jealousy was obvious though , kai bristled watching kit engage with the girls , even if they were on the other side of the room he could feel his blood boiling in bus veins , it didn’t help that kit was right , they openly hated him because he wasn’t a prude . )

kit , be serious , ( he moved over , blocking the girls from view . ) you’re a quarterback , you’re hot , you’re a marsh , this is your life now . you’re gonna be getting this attention forever .
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[𝒃𝒆𝒂𝒖𝒕𝒊𝒇𝒖𝒍, 𝒅𝒊𝒓𝒕𝒚, 𝒓𝒊𝒄𝒉 .ᐟ.ᐟ @vanityplaps]

@caringsweets ᅠ
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thanks ! i tried really hard .
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[𝒃𝒆𝒂𝒖𝒕𝒊𝒇𝒖𝒍, 𝒅𝒊𝒓𝒕𝒚, 𝒓𝒊𝒄𝒉 .ᐟ.ᐟ @vanityplaps]

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i’m gonna choose to take that as a compliment .

( he laughed , his fingers lingering in kit’s hair a few seconds too long , his train of thought completely derailed by the wide eyes starting back at him . )

you uhh , you look good though , being universally beloved fits you .

( hand untangling from his locks and shoving deep into the pocket of his suit pants — being this flustered was alien and he hated it . )
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[𝒃𝒆𝒂𝒖𝒕𝒊𝒇𝒖𝒍, 𝒅𝒊𝒓𝒕𝒚, 𝒓𝒊𝒄𝒉 .ᐟ.ᐟ @vanityplaps]

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oh no , i won’t have to walk around all night smelling you , im so sad .
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[𝒃𝒆𝒂𝒖𝒕𝒊𝒇𝒖𝒍, 𝒅𝒊𝒓𝒕𝒚, 𝒓𝒊𝒄𝒉 .ᐟ.ᐟ @vanityplaps]

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howard , it’s bateman ,
patrick bateman .

[𝒃𝒆𝒂𝒖𝒕𝒊𝒇𝒖𝒍, 𝒅𝒊𝒓𝒕𝒚, 𝒓𝒊𝒄𝒉 .ᐟ.ᐟ @vanityplaps]

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( his heart stuttered when the mask came off , it was stupid but the spidey suit looked really fucking hot . he reached up and ran his fingers through kit’s hair , attempting to fix it after it’d been trapped under the mask . )

it’s boring to be universally beloved , being a killers a lot more fun .
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[𝒃𝒆𝒂𝒖𝒕𝒊𝒇𝒖𝒍, 𝒅𝒊𝒓𝒕𝒚, 𝒓𝒊𝒄𝒉 .ᐟ.ᐟ @vanityplaps]

https://t.co/36hCwwuTxW

[𝒃𝒆𝒂𝒖𝒕𝒊𝒇𝒖𝒍, 𝒅𝒊𝒓𝒕𝒚, 𝒓𝒊𝒄𝒉 .ᐟ.ᐟ @vanityplaps]

@entitledfaps ᅠ
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“ yup . brought it with me when i found out you were coming tonight . ”

his finger hooked under the waistband of declan’s skirt and pulled him closer , pressing a kiss against that tight jaw . “ you want it ? ”
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[𝒃𝒆𝒂𝒖𝒕𝒊𝒇𝒖𝒍, 𝒅𝒊𝒓𝒕𝒚, 𝒓𝒊𝒄𝒉 .ᐟ.ᐟ @vanityplaps]

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kai leaned in to his ear , voice coming out low and smooth , dripping with the usual rich boy cockiness .

“ i bought a pretty new strap for you . ” bitting down on his earlobe before pulling back like nothing had happened . “ but i guess you aren’t interested so i’ll leave you alone . ”
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[𝒃𝒆𝒂𝒖𝒕𝒊𝒇𝒖𝒍, 𝒅𝒊𝒓𝒕𝒚, 𝒓𝒊𝒄𝒉 .ᐟ.ᐟ @vanityplaps]

@DANKD0NG ᅠ
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i’m not making you shit and i’m NOT asking you out .
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[𝒃𝒆𝒂𝒖𝒕𝒊𝒇𝒖𝒍, 𝒅𝒊𝒓𝒕𝒚, 𝒓𝒊𝒄𝒉 .ᐟ.ᐟ @vanityplaps]

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a hot homophobic killer .

( kai laughed with him , the irony totally lost on him until kit pointed it out , luckily the fake blood helped hide the blush . )

at least there aren’t 20 other bateman’s here . ( he teased , again using the axe to point out at all the other spider-men . )
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[𝒃𝒆𝒂𝒖𝒕𝒊𝒇𝒖𝒍, 𝒅𝒊𝒓𝒕𝒚, 𝒓𝒊𝒄𝒉 .ᐟ.ᐟ @vanityplaps]

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“ stop pouting . ” kai’s finger kept dragging back and forth , his free hand pressed against the wall next to the declan’s head , making sure he was trapped .

“ and i do have something you want , but you have to ask for it nicely . ”
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[𝒃𝒆𝒂𝒖𝒕𝒊𝒇𝒖𝒍, 𝒅𝒊𝒓𝒕𝒚, 𝒓𝒊𝒄𝒉 .ᐟ.ᐟ @vanityplaps]

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( kai looked offended at the question , but he was just happy to get kit’s attention off the girls surrounding him . using the axe he gestured to the suit and rain coat he was wearing , his face splattered in fake blood . )

dude . i’m patrick bateman . is it not obvious ?
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[𝒃𝒆𝒂𝒖𝒕𝒊𝒇𝒖𝒍, 𝒅𝒊𝒓𝒕𝒚, 𝒓𝒊𝒄𝒉 .ᐟ.ᐟ @vanityplaps]

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“ why would i do that ? ” he laughed , stepping closer , not intimidated at all even though declan could realistically fuck him up .

his finger traced the waist band of the skirt , looking up at him with a smug smile . “ it’s so much more fun to keep bothering you . ”
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[𝒃𝒆𝒂𝒖𝒕𝒊𝒇𝒖𝒍, 𝒅𝒊𝒓𝒕𝒚, 𝒓𝒊𝒄𝒉 .ᐟ.ᐟ @vanityplaps]

@viralfap ᅠ
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( kai’s breath caught in his throat , a stuttered moan pouring out of his mouth as his pussy stretched to fit around amir’s size , hugging tightly around it as he slid in . )

fuckfuckfuck — !
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[𝒃𝒆𝒂𝒖𝒕𝒊𝒇𝒖𝒍, 𝒅𝒊𝒓𝒕𝒚, 𝒓𝒊𝒄𝒉 .ᐟ.ᐟ @vanityplaps]

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pumpkin patch date
was a success .

[𝒃𝒆𝒂𝒖𝒕𝒊𝒇𝒖𝒍, 𝒅𝒊𝒓𝒕𝒚, 𝒓𝒊𝒄𝒉 .ᐟ.ᐟ @vanityplaps]

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literally put in any effort . put in some fake fangs and be a vampire or something . use your last few brain cells to think of something .
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[𝒃𝒆𝒂𝒖𝒕𝒊𝒇𝒖𝒍, 𝒅𝒊𝒓𝒕𝒚, 𝒓𝒊𝒄𝒉 .ᐟ.ᐟ @vanityplaps]

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“ suck it up . ” the plastic axe dragged down his body , hooking under his skirt and pulling it up enough for kai to catch a glimpse of the panties .

“ ohhh shit . ” he laughed , playfully punching the other in the shoulder . “ now you know how uncomfortable they are. ”
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