Bratwurst For Breakfast

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You think Joe Rogan is an alpha? The guy that sits around for hours discussing every little thought he has? That’s female behavior.

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People keep saying there’s a war on women or a war on reproductive rights. That how I know it’s gunna be okay. The government ain’t won a war in a long time.

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@TimJDillon Trump should host Jeopardy.

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Me on CNN: Lot of talk about the war of 1812 right now. And I’ll tell you one thing, I wrote a paper on the war of 1812 in college. 20 pages. And you should know that I plagiarized the whole thing. Every word. Back to you, Wolf.

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@GOP @PressSec They aren’t looting. They are looking for her emails.

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@tedcruz They aren’t looting. They are looking for her emails.

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@PressSec They aren’t looting. They are looking for her emails.

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@FogCityMidge They’re not looting. They are looking for her emails.

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Tell them the rioters are looking for her emails.

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I remember a jeans commercial that had a bunch of young people running through the streets and setting stuff on fire with a very propaganda-y voice over. So, if the FBI comes to my door to ask who radicalized me, I’m gunna say Levi’s.

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@BBCWorld Maybe they can have it in his bunker?

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@SteveKrak This is what you are mad about right now? You must have no dick.

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@vcueto7012 @LeeBrewer2NA @SteveKrak @TrumpWarRoom Are their butts exposed because Trump likes eating shit?

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Can Iran please start a war with us so that our troops are too occupied to kill our own citizens?

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@JRubinBlogger Support our troops!

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Support our troops!