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My pronouns are THIS, THAT and THOSE.

Waiting for the return of the Oxford comma...

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@DolphinThirsty I'd love to hear him talk about "that 3-inch piece of real estate" again...

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@PeterHotez @JustinVerlander @astros Having Kate Upton at home probably didn't hurt, either....

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@travisakers Not coming down until the McRib is back!

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@AshleyRParker Burro has two "r"s...

:)

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@SykesCharlie We don't deserve dogs...

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@JonahDispatch @united You mean that "do you know who I am?" has stopped working?

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@BJMendelson You enjoy embarrassing yourself, don't you?

You might want to take your own advice, as in STFU. '

Take a civics class, dummy.

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@carlquintanilla @Reuters Does that mean that that test package Tom Hanks sent there won't make it on time? And what will become of Wilson?

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@dog_rates @millieratnerdog No masks?

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@konaredmountain @JonahDispatch Yes, the English version is called Hidden.

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@JonahDispatch Unforgotten
Paranoid
The A Word

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@HowardKurtz You're wrong. A court does/can not pronounce innocence. Your sentence is the definition of "not guilty," not "innocent."

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@alisonstewart @WarbyParker For Eyes accepts used glasses. Been dropping them off there for years. FYI..

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@mkhammer But in my state Arby's just retired the only reason I ever went - potato cakes!
First KFC retired the potato wedges, now this - where will I get my carbs?

:)

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@fred035schultz Is there a marine biologist around?

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@JonahDispatch (R-Trump's Crotch)

Hilarious, and spit-take worthy. Blasted my drink all over the place.

Well done (the others weren't bad, either).

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@RexChapman @maxkellerman And before that, he ran a resort in the Catskills, aptly named "Kellerman's."

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@BillOReilly Add Bill to the never-ending list of those who just don't understand what "freedom of speech" means.

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@CaitlinPacific She found out about the tracking chip in the vaccine, and that was a bridge too far...