Chris voet Bal

I'm a broke man's Jim Thorpe... Math. Ultimate. Mets... Also, math.

[Chris voet Bal @vanMathuysen]

iOS autocorrect knows what’s up.

[Chris voet Bal @vanMathuysen]

One championship quest culminates successfully in San Antonio. 🏀🏆 #nyk

Another begins up the road in Dallas. 🇳🇱🦁⚽️

#nothinglikeoranje #totaalvoetbal

[Chris voet Bal @vanMathuysen]

@athletelogos any chance you’ll venture into some World Cup design this summer? ⚽️🏆

The Dutch conventional color scheme is one you have extensive experience with! 🙏 Plus, New York *was* formerly New Amsterdam. It’s a natural fit!

(Though this cycle they’ve gone 🟠 and ⚫️ 😕)

[Chris voet Bal @vanMathuysen]

OG 🔒 is 👨‍🍳😗

[Athlete Logos Apparel @athletelogos]

🔒OG Shirt Giveaway! 🔒

RT & Follow to enter.
QT your favorite for an added entry.

Winner announced tonight!

[Athlete Logos Apparel @athletelogos]

🔒OG Shirt Giveaway! 🔒

RT & Follow to enter.
QT your favorite for an added entry.

Winner announced tonight!

[Chris voet Bal @vanMathuysen]

@MountainDew is this promo done? There was 420’ homer yesterday but my wallet pass doesn’t have a barcode to scan? Did we hit the 500,000 cap?

[Mountain Dew® @MountainDew]

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[Chris voet Bal @vanMathuysen]

Chuck Woolery and RuPaul would like a… (clears throat) word.

[Chris voet Bal @vanMathuysen]

Hey @MLBTV, why couldn’t I watch this game that was only on local broadcast?

Isn’t that precisely the kind of game https://t.co/9230L5KVru is for?

[Chris voet Bal @vanMathuysen]

@RealKidPoker @grok Similar to birthday problem:

https://t.co/TcEkC44ANA

Only takes 23 people to have enough pairs that it becomes more likely than not for two of them to have the same birthday.

[Chris voet Bal @vanMathuysen]

@RealKidPoker @grok LOL, cute…

But not really much coincidence when you consider the # of stats you could look at to find a few that reflect this number, there was a pretty good chance they were gonna find 5 or 6. Not to mention the fact that one of these isn’t really the # they’re claiming it is.

[Chris voet Bal @vanMathuysen]

Hey @kroger, can we talk about the fact that your salted butter comes in a box with red detailing but the sticks are wrapped with blue detailing while the unsalted comes in a box with blue detailing but sticks are wrapped with red detailing?

[Chris voet Bal @vanMathuysen]

All due respect to Olivia Dean, this year’s best new artist is the Olympic drone cam.

I’ve seen it in long track speedskating, luge, and downhill. All 3 were great, but the downhill was breathtaking.

[Sam Stein @samstein]

this is an important moment for @JeffBezos. Even the absence of him speaking out on this would be a psychic blow to the paper and industry.

[The 7 Line @The7Line]

🚨FREE! 🚨 RT to be in the running for this Home Run Apple snow globe. These will never be restocked. https://t.co/CupXdBKGb1

[Chris voet Bal @vanMathuysen]

@DanielKingMWI @mikeandallie This approach seems to treat each opponent independently, but can we do that?

That is, if you beat one opponent to a W, that means it’s more likely that you also beat others to a W.

[Chris voet Bal @vanMathuysen]

@The7Line when do these come back?

https://t.co/yt76gErmUy

[Chris voet Bal @vanMathuysen]

Go home @espn, you’re drunk.

[Chris voet Bal @vanMathuysen]

@theboymanager @StJsn1 .

[Chris voet Bal @vanMathuysen]

Umm, @AnthonyDiComo? Daniel Murphy would like to have a word.

#mets #LGM #LFGM

[Chris voet Bal @vanMathuysen]

@Publius215 @GingrichSports It’s not weird, it’s an indication of him having fewer opportunities to collect HR and RBI. That’s 100 plate appearances where he’s not getting pitches to hit. More than 1 in every 6 plate appearances he’s being avoided by the pitcher.

[Chris voet Bal @vanMathuysen]

Did this when I ordered last month too. So I think it’s time to remove the word “temporarily”

[Chris voet Bal @vanMathuysen]

@BWWings what’s up with your app and website not being able to take gift cards to pay for online orders? That’s kind of bogus.