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insufferable bastard

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just scraped my windshield with Mario Party 8

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someone should figure out how to make pears that don’t taste like cum

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the three ugliest motherfuckers sitting front and center at the inauguration, all that money and no drip, so embarrassing

[Plooba Pleeba @suck_wenis]

if i was her i would've started rubbing my shit crazy style

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they putting me on antidepressants fr

[Ashley White | Chicago Esthetician @skinclasshero]

They’d have to pry Usher’s wee wee out my mouth with wire cutters.

[Jaketropolis @jaketropolis]

her: you better not be cunty donald trump when i come over

me:

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I think if u leave a gun in ur unlocked car and someone steals it u should have ur gun license taken away since u wanna be a fucking dumbass

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haven’t been online cause I discovered a cockroach army in my neighborhood and I’m going to domesticate them

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babe what’s wrong? you haven’t touched your molded jellied beef ring from the critically acclaimed 1959 ‘Country Cookbook’ by Farm Journal

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just heard a coworker say ‘liberry’

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Donna Tartt write another book challenge

[corby @corypeterlane]

Hey buddy. Bad news, mkay? Bluey, the dog, he had an accident. Okay bud? He caught on fire. All his, his skin, it burned off. Yeah. Well. Okay.

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@regressoms preacher’s daughter! 🤌🏻🤌🏻

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@theashleyray

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is it fucked up to eat this?

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i need to keep at least 5000 items in my inbox unread or ill kill myself

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me thinking smoked meat meant that whatever animal it was smoked cigarettes before it died when I was a kid

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march madness this, basketball that, what I wanna know is what % of these players leave dookie smears in their underwear, I’m betting it’s >15%

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if I had heard american wedding by frank ocean in high school I would’ve been so insufferable but it’s so good like lmao

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eating 2 lunchables in my car in the parking lot like the zoo animal I am