Savannah Goodlett

[Savannah Goodlett @vann_____]

@TheBigFisch_ You’re so rude 😂😂

[Savannah Goodlett @vann_____]

@SailorMoondamus @TheBigFisch_ one I cannot relate too

[Savannah Goodlett @vann_____]

@SarasCrazyLife @TheBigFisch_

[Savannah Goodlett @vann_____]

Attacked

[Oren Gottfried, MD @OGdukeneurosurg]

If you are considering putting your legs on the dashboard, don’t…

[westerosies @westerosies]

King Morgan Targaryen, first of his name

[Clement Lee, MD, MSc @ClementLeeMD]

@DrTobiasFunky Every morning I add a teaspoon of bleach (for the viruses), a shot of Augmentin (for the bacteria), and 5 small cockroaches (for extra protein) to my smoothie.

Let me know if this works for you! I can make a TikTok of my routine if helpful

[Shawn Murphy☮️ @MsMurfie]

Bumped into a mannequin and said, "sorry." And then I said, "I thought you were a person." Then realized I was still talking to a mannequin.

[Barred and Bearded @RileeDHarrison]

May it please the Court, I Motion for Friday to be cancelled on the basis that this week was exhausting and a 3 day weekend would be good for my soul.

[Josh Trebach, MD @jtrebach]

didn’t think this needed to be said but potato juice does NOT cure strep throat

untreated strep throat can lead to complications like rheumatic fever which you do not want

[Savannah Goodlett @vann_____]

@TheBigFisch_ Subtweet?

[Nicole Cifra, MD, MPH, MHPEd @DrNicoleC]

I am begging schools to not require notes and forms from a physician for students to take over the counter medication. Or use the bathroom when menstruating.

For the love of tampons, let us focus on other things.

[Savannah Goodlett @vann_____]

@LauraRbnsn @TheBigFisch_ I’m crying at this thread and response.

[Ashley Winter MD || Urologist @AshleyGWinter]

Honest question- why has the cost of chicken not gone up as much as the cost of chicken eggs?

[Lady Lawya @Parkerlawyer]

Dinner this evening: For the appetizer I’m having a flute of champagne. For the salad course, a cup of champagne. The main course, an ex-large ice tea glass filled with champagne. Dessert, a mug I sometimes drink soup out of, but filled with champagne.

[Clement Lee, MD, MSc @ClementLeeMD]

men: women are too emotional, they can’t manage anything

also men (in the hospital): I don’t know any of my medical history, ask my wife, she plans all my medications

[Savannah Goodlett @vann_____]

@ClintGoodlett @TheBigFisch_

[Savannah Goodlett @vann_____]

@ClintGoodlett @TheBigFisch_ @yesjoshcan @yesjoshcan and @TheBigFisch_ all I’m saying is, I fully support the joggers and keds.

[Savannah Goodlett @vann_____]

@yesjoshcan @ClintGoodlett You look fabulous in joggers, darling. Don’t you dare let this grump (that can’t keep up) get you down.

[Savannah Goodlett @vann_____]

@yesjoshcan @ClintGoodlett He IS a pudgey white middle aged man. Does he think he sets the standard of fashion?
(He doesn’t).

[Savannah Goodlett @vann_____]

@yesjoshcan @ClintGoodlett What’s wrong with joggers???