Vanni Nguyen

[trash jones @jzux]

can't believe i'm wasting my hottest years sending emails

[aram 🐏 @aramnotagoat]

not her serving cuntlery

[Barstool Philly @BarstoolPhilly]

Teach 'em while they're young

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

Got a 3D printer for Christmas, realized I can use it to print any New Year’s glasses I want.

[GG @westgilevirus]

Why bowling balls make you put your fingers so deep in the bowling bussy

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

actually saving his phone number and putting his name in instead of just remembering he’s got 331 in there somewhere is way too intimate for me personally

[bobby wasabi @bobbyteriyaki]

your science teacher was handing back your tests face down but you wanna do your own research on the vaccine 🤨

[Genius Of Lunch @ConorHaloReach]

Absolutely insane anti-vax sticker outside my apartment

[bobby wasabi @bobbyteriyaki]

meet the 24 year old twitter user who is no longer interested in being alive

[Co D. Ranks @CRankinit69]

It’s that time of night where I get disastrously stoned and eat 90% of my daily caloric intake in my bed for 3 hours before I finally pass out in a pile of my own crumbs and meat sweats

[woahh mann @ashhhhhhole]

she says she’s ok but she hasn’t been to an aquarium in years

[km @kaymclm]

from my lash tech herself 🥲🥲🥲

[virgobaby @maybeeevirgo]

me???? tired???? hot??? pretty??? smart??? sleepy??? sexy??? yes

[SIE @_badassiee]

I don’t chase ppl, we just won’t talk.

[nathan @868nathan]

Rihanna’s FENTY is the most inclusive brand I’ve personally ever witnessed.