emily

lover • fighter • trailer park lawyer

[bug girl @buggirl]

why must a beautiful lovergirl with huge gorgeous bleeding heart face such trials of misery……… what god have i offended with my unladylike aggression

[emily @vansicklemily]

Kids born in 2005 are turning 18 this year, in case you weren’t feeling geriatric yet today.

[emily @vansicklemily]

Just finished watching William Shakespeare’s Romeo+Juliet and I plan on dressing like it for the rest of the week.

[emily @vansicklemily]

Tap on my window, knock on my door
I want to make you feel beautiful.

[bandthony guapkins 💷 @talderwas]

i feel bad when a pedestrian runs across the street when i’m waiting to turn bc no take your time i can wait

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

Day whatever the fuck of community service……….Obey the law !!!!

[emily @vansicklemily]

Ooh sometimes sending a bitchy email is just so delicious

[bug girl @buggirl]

jealous of all the children who are having a valentine’s day party in class rn with their little homemade vday boxes to put all of their little vday candy in

[emily @vansicklemily]

Today at 2:39pm, after prepping all of my Super Bowl snacks, I googled “who is playing in the Super Bowl?”

[bandthony guapkins 💷 @talderwas]

i need to give myself a pep talk

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

Incase no one told you: you aren’t here to live, work, endlessly seek validation, and to be approved of by everyone. The more authentic you are, the less approval you’ll get. Have the courage to not be for everyone and watch how much better life gets.

[emily @vansicklemily]

Schiaparelli also had wolf head garments and Kylie wore the lion. Lame.

[emily @vansicklemily]

If I knew French City Food’s chicken salad recipe I would be too powerful.

[QENNY | THE SPOOKY LAWYER ON YOUTUBE @AKBrews]

People are going to act out of their own self interest and expecting them to not do so is not realistic.

[emily @vansicklemily]

85% of being a lawyer is making phone calls someone could make themself but they like hearing it from you.

[emily @vansicklemily]

I’ll be rewatching broad city until I die

[emily @vansicklemily]

Johnny was a schoolboy when he heard his first Beatles song

[tracy clayton jr the 3rd @brokeymcpoverty]

it is not a betrayal of the departed or your grief to look for moments of joy and lightness when you can

[emily @vansicklemily]

@appodlachia When I was little, my grandmas would always say they were going to “put a rock on my head to keep me from growing.”

“Tougher than a night in jail”

“Fuller than a tick.”

When someone has bad aim they “Couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn with a hand full of rocks.”

[Rhiannon @AywaRhiannon]

I don’t know how to be the kind of lawyer who doesn’t cry in the car