𝓥𝓪𝓷𝓬𝓮'26

I learn from the mistakes of people who took my advice. || @chelseafc bigot || Aquarian || Destroyer of scales.

[𝐆_𝐦𝐚𝐡𝐧 @Ittsalex7]

Forward:Morgan Rogers, Cole palmer and Joao Pedro
Midfield:Moi, James, Chavaria and Palestra
Defense:Colwill, Lacroix and Fofana/Josh
Dibu Martinez 🧤

Anything less than 4 goals will be a sackable offense for Xabi Alonxo, stake high on Chelsea

[Fico(Fan) @CFCFico]

Current Status:

○ Single.
○ In a relationship.
● Waiting for Xabi Alonso ball on Sunday

[𝐀𝐥𝐯𝐢ṋ 𝐊𝐚ṋ𝐢ṋ𝐝𝐨 @Alvin_Kanindo]

If 6 billion a month isn't enough for 200,000 houses a year, how was 200,000 ever arrived at as the annual target?

This is the question Kenyans should be asking.

[Lucky @gidth2]

Ladies and gentlemen the weekend 😂😂😂👇

[Fico(Fan) @CFCFico]

20 mins” Arsenal 0-3 Chelsea

Arteta:

[Billy @MwangiHub]

Jesus Christ! Thugs robbing motorists on the expressway in broad daylight.... Kenya is Haiti. Onesimus Kipchumba Murkomen should we continue using the expressway?

[𝑻• @tahyvr_]

4 days without xabi ball 💔

[Amon ✧ @JustmeAmon]

Unachukia ruto pia wewe

[SpiceFM @SpiceFMKE]

Alex Kiprotich has been found safe after being dumped near Masinga Dam in the dead of night at 2 AM.

Hosts:@nduokoh & @dennisaseto
#TheSituationRoom

[The Standard Digital @StandardKenya]

THE STANDARD GROUP PLC
PRESS STATEMENT

Nairobi, Kenya

September 1, 2026

STANDARD GROUP CONDEMNS ABDUCTION OF ITS SENIOR EDITOR, DEMANDS HIS IMMEDIATE AND SAFE RELEASE

The Standard Group PLC confirms that shortly before 9:20pm this evening, our Associate Editor, Alex Kiprotich, was abducted along the Gilgil–Nakuru road while travelling to Nakuru. We do not know where he is as we issue this statement.

This is the second time in as many months that Mr Kiprotich has been targeted. On 27 June 2026, armed men in a Toyota Probox a vehicle model repeatedly linked to enforced disappearances of government critics in Kenya, tried to seize him from his car as he drove to work in Nakuru. He got away by locking his doors and driving off. That attempt came days after President William Ruto publicly criticised this Group over its coverage, and our own investigations traced the vehicle to the National Police Service's Crime Research and Intelligence Bureau. No one has ever been held to account for it.

Tonight, that threat has been carried out.
We do not believe this is a coincidence. Mr Kiprotich has been at the forefront of our editorial output, including reporting that has scrutinised the conduct of the State, and tonight's abduction bears all the hallmarks of a targeted attack on a journalist for doing his job.

We believe it may be linked to elements within the State seeking to intimidate this Group into silence. If that is confirmed, this is not simply a crime against one man. It is an assault on the Constitution of Kenya, on the freedoms of expression and of the media guaranteed under Articles 33 and 34, and on the right of every Kenyan to independent information.

We say this plainly and without equivocation: the Standard Group holds the State responsible for Alex Kiprotich's safety and his life, and for anything that happens to him while he remains missing. Protecting the life and liberty of every citizen is the State's first duty, not an afterthought, and Mr Kiprotich's safety now rests entirely in its hands.

We are demanding:
1. The immediate, safe and unconditional release of Alex Kiprotich.

2. A prompt, transparent and independent investigation into his abduction, and into why no one has ever answered for the attempt of June 27, 2026.

3. Real, visible guarantees that journalists in Kenya will be protected, in keeping with commitments the President has already made publicly and has so far failed to honour.

We are calling on the Independent Policing Oversight Authority, the Kenya National Commission on Human Rights, the Law Society of Kenya, the Media Council of Kenya, the Committee to Protect Journalists, and everyone who values a free press in this country, to demand answers alongside us until Mr Kiprotich is found safe.

We will keep the public informed as we learn more, and we will not let this matter quietly fade from view.

CHAACHA MWITA,

GROUP CHIEF EXECUTIVE OFFICER,

THE STANDARD GROUP PLC

https://t.co/7wQQdueghe

[kemboi @Cfc_Kemboi]

"Why are you quiet what's on your mind ?"

Me : 👇🏾

[Godwin 💙💙 @Forever123skk]

Yes "London is blue"

[Elvis Tunde @Tunnykvng]

If worst comes to worst…

[Hanifa 🇵🇸 🇸🇩 🇨🇩 🇰🇪 @Honeyfarsafi]

Julius Kamau Everytime he’s in court

[ᵗⁱˢʰᵒᶻ 🇰🇪🇿🇦🇹🇿 @wamatisho]

Clean money itatumaliza siku moja

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Milk prices are set to go up as formal milk supply has dropped by 5% to 84 million litres in June 2026, from 89 million litres in May.

COFEK warns of possible shortages, with some retailers already rationing milk.

[SIPEI RUTO KURA @WANTAM_GEN_Z]

This man went to Kenyatta National Hospital to prove whether SHA is working as Ruto was claiming. However, when he questioned staff and went to the SHA offices at Kenyatta Hospital, they all said SHA is not working. Other people also expressed anger at how the government is lying when things are so bad on the ground.

SHA IS NOT WORKING.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me: "I should have about $200 left"

Bank balance: *$4.45*