Eric

I'm Luke Hemmings but without a bitchy girlfriend.

[Eric @vansoffIuke]

@overatlantiic AYEE OKAY

[jess @hometownjess]

SO ONE OF MY (FAN) BOY BESTFRIENDS WENT INACTIVE FOR LIKE 50 YEARS & DIDNT KNOW HOW TO "COME BACK" IM SO DONE 😂😭 but follow him @vansoffIuke

[Eric @vansoffIuke]

IM A BOY AND I LOVE BANDS

[Eric @vansoffIuke]

Knowing your friends dick size is important so you know what condom to give them at parties

Safety first!

[Eric @vansoffIuke]

After that, the umbrella broke and I had to walk around all wet and smelling like a vagina dipped in tuna

[Eric @vansoffIuke]

I grabbed the umbrella and opened it and IT HIT ME IN THE FACE LIKE WELL HELLO THERE MOTHER FUCKER

[Eric @vansoffIuke]

I WENT TO WALK DOWN TO A STORE WHILE IT WAS RAINING OUTSIDE AND I WAS LIKE "HM MIGHT AS WELL TAKE AN UMBRELLA NOT TRYNA GET WET OR NUN"

[Eric @vansoffIuke]

Rant over

[Eric @vansoffIuke]

Umbrellas piss me off

[Eric @vansoffIuke]

@In_beliefs oh shit I didn't finish my rant

[Eric @vansoffIuke]

Can I talk about umbrellas real quick

[Eric @vansoffIuke]

@grierxcollins haha yeah

[Eric @vansoffIuke]

Time to disappear again see you all in months

[Eric @vansoffIuke]

Waittt this got me thinking

[Eric @vansoffIuke]

Should I get a job if I think my parents are going to kick me out

[Eric @vansoffIuke]

If everyone tried helping each other this world would be a better place

[Eric @vansoffIuke]

My life is becoming shitter and shitter

[Eric @vansoffIuke]

I'm so glad I'm Mexican and have a better GPA than all the American idiots that blame everyone but themselves

[Eric @vansoffIuke]

Go ahead blame Obama but what will Trump or Hilary ever do for this country?
Remember, you voted for them.

[Eric @vansoffIuke]

"Rasicm was almost over until Obama showed up"
No, rasicm wouldn't have started if we didn't need our freedom so we can be judgmental..