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Nothing to see here. Please disperse.

[carl 🥦 @NightlifeMingus]

Polyphemus: “I’m on a Sea People diet… I see people, I eat them!”

[Claire Penis @ZeroSuitCamus]

The brilliant Russell Crowe leads Team USA to an absolute masterclass of a surprise underdog victory in a blindingly close match against The Well-Oiled Machine that was Team Paraguay, who some consider The Great Villain Of The World. What a feel-good match, well done to the lads

[Edward Ongweso Jr @bigblackjacobin]

There isn’t a single white person in either the Iliad or the Odyssey

[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

The sheer scale of a billion dollars can be hard to understand. Let me put it in perspective for you. You would have to earn a dollar a day for a billion days straight to have that much money.

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

(mj lenderman wristwatch)
cause i got a corncob pipe and a button nose and two eyes made of coal

[rock and roll photos @yesitsmyaccount]

Watch this space!

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

Benicio del Toro saying “a few small beers”

[Steven Hyden @Steven_Hyden]

Hey, I wrote about the new Wednesday album. Good band!

https://t.co/SqOJV52UaA

[James Medlock @jdcmedlock]

I don't think we should expect the welfare state to reduce pre-transfer poverty (that is to say, poverty before taking into account welfare), and we shouldn't be particularly bothered by that. To get at why, it's helpful to take a look at who is in pre-transfer poverty (thread)

[Michael Kandel @K_A_N_D_E_L]

the stand-up comedy video game actually looks pretty cool

[Mohamed Salah @MoSalah]

Can you tell us how he died, where, and why?

[Quantіan @quantian1]

Tank parades and reviews are deeply un-American. The only acceptable display of our military's technological prowess is a tasteful flyover by several of our stealth nuclear bombers, ideally at an extremely low-stakes college football game.

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Retweet if you had a period where you became so obsessed with Pet Sounds you almost went crazy

[Bob Dylan @bobdylan]

Heard the sad news about Brian today and thought about all the years I’ve been listening to him and admiring his genius. Rest in peace dear Brian.

[Linda Yaccarino @lindayaX]

Amazing watching the new government unfold on X.

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

My stance on pilot mental health: it’s important for pilots to have a decent life waiting for them on the ground so that they have a reason to land. But they can’t be so attached to the ground that they lose their desire to take off

[Andrew Fanco @AndrewMFanco]

In the 12 years of his Papacy, Pope Francis lived in room 201 of Casa Santa Marta. This was his room

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Together 🔴

[Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL]

Jurgen Klopp 🤝 Arne Slot