Shihai Kuroiro

[parody account]
'Sup heckeroonies, its me, darkness boy

[Shihai Kuroiro @vantadarkperson]

((B'yeah, I'm considering leaving the parody, I figured now would be the time to do it since everyone else is. Coming up with tweet ideas is pretty hard, and coming up with ideas that fit my standard is even harder. I wish everyone well, goodbye.))

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OwO whats this??

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@GentleYTacc This isnt the quality content I subscribed for.

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Oh god oh fuck its so hot outside. I'm literally going to melt. Send help

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@ShiningHero530 Thank you my good sir, but I insist you go first.

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@mrexplodytits Fucking try me bitch. I'll give you a lobotomy with an incandescent spear. My harem was unsuccessful, now I'll make sure yours will never succeed.

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@MonomaStop 😔

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I have a sudden urge to eat mushrooms now.

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@BadTouchHandMan Huh?

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After pondering this for a while, I have decided to start a harem. I won't stop for anything until I get absolutely everyone.

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@BadTouchHandMan Eh, as long as it's a harem i'm a part of.

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@mrexplodytits
😳Bakuroiro would literally be hotter than your explosions😳

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@MirukoHero This isn't even about the harem at this point. Kill me by thighs,my life has been nothing but painful.

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@unoriginalcopy1 Wow, that's kind of rude😔 (meet me in my dorm in 10 minutes)

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@AllMightTheBest Forgive me, but a harem's gotta do what a harem's gotta do.

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@bipolarDeadpool
There is no Bubaigaoiro. Get in the harem 🖐😠

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@Dabjifortnite
Dabihai is quite literally hotter than your flames. Join my harem.

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@_MrCompress_
Let me show you a magic trick. I will now pull this Kurompress out of my hat.

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@smoke_skin
You already have Kuro in your name, its match made in harem heaven.

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@himikoparody
You're scary, but my harem doesn't discriminate. I am an advocate for Himikoiro and equal treatment!