Van Martin

Van makes up words often. Sometimes on purpose. Sometimes on accident. We then all laugh. This is a new dictionary to help translate from Vaneese to English.

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@van_martin: "Did anyone see Special Mike over the weekend? If I were a stripper, my name would be Tasty Tenders."

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FOOGER; "We cannot have the logo ontop of the purple FOOGER tab image." Jury's still out on @van_martin's meaning, but I wanna avoid those!

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@van_martin: "Couldn't leave that on the table, it was ripe for picking. You know…table wine, comes from table grapes grown on tables!"

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HAST; As in, "this hast to happen today." --@van_martin

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GAUGE; "As you can see leaving it up to our 'discretion,' & keep it 'within the standards' is gauge…it's the new vague." --@van_martin

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me: "TGIF Van!"
@van_martin: "Thank goodness, this week has been a fisher in my a**."
me: "Wha?? There are no words. I…yeah, no words."

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RAMITIZATION; @van_martin: "I'd really like to avoid the ramitization of delay." We would too Van. We would too.

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@van_martin: "I have also added the legal text that needs to be in Chex Box format on the form." Huh, a new web standard in the making Van?

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“@vantionary: @van_martin had an interesting lunch today//and it was dang good, although the ligatures kept getting stuck in my teeth!

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@van_martin, "I'm a coat whore. I will buy coats all day all day long." Van on shopping for @kimberlymatl.

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Look they match. #prettyinpink

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@van_martin had an interesting lunch today, "Boar's head london broil, dijon mustard and HELVETICA cheese on crispy, bubbly focaccia bread."

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Delilah watch out, @van_martin is gunning for your job: "Hey, I have a dial in around here, I can play you a sad song."

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DECELLED; @van_martin: "My mind hasn't fully decelled yet. That's when you take out all the high energy cells that make you so productive."

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RT @kimberlymatl: @vantionary @van_martin he comes from a place that has an annual festival called Mule Day #truestory //this explains a lot

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@van_martin: "Well, I'll be a bow-legged swamp donkey." Where did you come from Van, that that's a thing?!?

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EMAIL TRAIN; @van_martin "Weren't you copied on that email train?" No we weren't Van...no we weren't.

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GIGGLE STICKS; "Well giggle sticks, he best be a hurry'n out of that meeting if he's gonna meet my deadline today." @van_martin

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THUNDER SHOWERS; @van_martin has taken an interest in meteorology…"We're supposed to get a lot of thunder showers today."

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FOSHALY: "An Irsh gansta saying for, 'for real'…" @van_martin