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Van Martin
@vantionary
Van makes up words often. Sometimes on purpose. Sometimes on accident. We then all laugh. This is a new dictionary to help translate from Vaneese to English.
Somewhere in the deep South
Joined April 2011
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Van Martin
@vantionary
about 14 years ago
@van_martin
: "Did anyone see Special Mike over the weekend? If I were a stripper, my name would be Tasty Tenders."
Van Martin
@vantionary
about 14 years ago
FOOGER; "We cannot have the logo ontop of the purple FOOGER tab image." Jury's still out on
@van_martin
's meaning, but I wanna avoid those!
Van Martin
@vantionary
about 14 years ago
@van_martin
: "Couldn't leave that on the table, it was ripe for picking. You know…table wine, comes from table grapes grown on tables!"
Van Martin
@vantionary
about 14 years ago
HAST; As in, "this hast to happen today." --
@van_martin
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TORK
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Programming Robot Intelligence
Van Martin
@vantionary
over 14 years ago
GAUGE; "As you can see leaving it up to our 'discretion,' & keep it 'within the standards' is gauge…it's the new vague." --
@van_martin
Van Martin
@vantionary
over 14 years ago
me: "TGIF Van!"
@van_martin
: "Thank goodness, this week has been a fisher in my a**." me: "Wha?? There are no words. I…yeah, no words."
Van Martin
@vantionary
over 14 years ago
RAMITIZATION;
@van_martin
: "I'd really like to avoid the ramitization of delay." We would too Van. We would too.
Van Martin
@vantionary
over 14 years ago
@van_martin
: "I have also added the legal text that needs to be in Chex Box format on the form." Huh, a new web standard in the making Van?
vantionary
retweeted
Van Martin
@van_martin
over 14 years ago
“
@vantionary
:
@van_martin
had an interesting lunch today//and it was dang good, although the ligatures kept getting stuck in my teeth!
Van Martin
@vantionary
over 14 years ago
@van_martin
, "I'm a coat whore. I will buy coats all day all day long." Van on shopping for @kimberlymatl.
Van Martin
@vantionary
over 14 years ago
Look they match.
#prettyinpink
Van Martin
@vantionary
over 14 years ago
@van_martin
had an interesting lunch today, "Boar's head london broil, dijon mustard and HELVETICA cheese on crispy, bubbly focaccia bread."
Van Martin
@vantionary
over 14 years ago
Delilah watch out,
@van_martin
is gunning for your job: "Hey, I have a dial in around here, I can play you a sad song."
Van Martin
@vantionary
over 14 years ago
DECELLED;
@van_martin
: "My mind hasn't fully decelled yet. That's when you take out all the high energy cells that make you so productive."
Van Martin
@vantionary
over 14 years ago
RT @kimberlymatl:
@vantionary
@van_martin
he comes from a place that has an annual festival called Mule Day
#truestory
//this explains a lot
Van Martin
@vantionary
over 14 years ago
@van_martin
: "Well, I'll be a bow-legged swamp donkey." Where did you come from Van, that that's a thing?!?
Van Martin
@vantionary
over 14 years ago
EMAIL TRAIN;
@van_martin
"Weren't you copied on that email train?" No we weren't Van...no we weren't.
Van Martin
@vantionary
over 14 years ago
GIGGLE STICKS; "Well giggle sticks, he best be a hurry'n out of that meeting if he's gonna meet my deadline today."
@van_martin
Van Martin
@vantionary
over 14 years ago
THUNDER SHOWERS;
@van_martin
has taken an interest in meteorology…"We're supposed to get a lot of thunder showers today."
Van Martin
@vantionary
over 14 years ago
FOSHALY: "An Irsh gansta saying for, 'for real'…"
@van_martin
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