Tyler Van Voorhis

Is mayonnaise an instrument?
Vocals/Guitar in @4thandshortny

[ZO Aguilar 👽 Por Vida @ZOBarber33]

Knicks fans were jumping spurs fans in NYC streets, throwing eggs at Wemby but now wanna cry about shaking hands lol

Can’t make this stuff up #porvida

[Joe Marino @NotTheJoeMarino]

What is the obsession from NHL media people in trying to make trading Power a thing?

It’s not happening

Do they just look the tweets from the people who ate lead paint chips in the 70s and think this was a good idea?

Go watch Jarmo talk about him in his end of season presser

[Tyler Van Voorhis @vanvoorhisaurus]

@CMDeDominicis Dahlin at 9 here is pretty cool though

[Spurs Culture @SpursCulture]

There's way too many videos like this to be using the "These aren't real Knicks fans" excuse

[Tyler Van Voorhis @vanvoorhisaurus]

@ByStephenM @godfatherPrince Can't wait to have Doc Rivers 2.0 because we have a big 3 talented enough to keep him employed.

[Tyler Van Voorhis @vanvoorhisaurus]

@WilliamBrouille @NHLRumourReport I don't think so at all. I doubt Parayko nixed it because it was leaked and it wouldn't shock me if the leak hurt the org's relationship with Mrtka. Sure it's just a business, but you were traded in principle. I wouldn't be striving to play for that org afterwards.

[Tyler Van Voorhis @vanvoorhisaurus]

@JoeRay119 @NHLRumourReport So the deal wasn't done. Less than stellar journalistic integrity because the deal isn't done until ALL parties agree

[Marcelas @MarcelasHoward]

Foul Count In the First Half:

Spurs - 15
Knicks - 10

Free Throw Count In The First Half:

Spurs - 6
Knicks - 23

The Knicks still down 27 so I don’t wanna hear anything about the refs being the reason for this lead…

[Mr Ass @JohnchoVilla]

They said Vic was soft. Couldn’t handle the physicality and every single team/fan base this season has been vocal about just beating him up as the answer/counter to the ridiculous talent that he is.

Now he’s simply responding to that by letting you know he ain’t soft and people are crying/calling for suspensions. You can’t have it both ways bucko. This what you asked for. He’s retuning the favor.

[rivercitykiiid 🩶🖤🤍🏀 @rivercitykiiid]

ppl dismissing knicks fans jumping spurs fans after the game by basically saying “well they wouldn’t have gotten assaulted if they were more careful about what they were wearing” HMMMMM

[Tyler Van Voorhis @vanvoorhisaurus]

"This is and old one"
This was the second album I heavily anticipated from you. Ouch. My joints and bones and muscles and ligaments.

[Tyler Van Voorhis @vanvoorhisaurus]

Is Hot Mulligan the best band doing it right now? The streets are saying

[Air Corgi @air_corg]

Big night for Wemby and the Spurs!

[Buffalo Sabres @BuffaloSabres]

Our coach of the year.

[Sneaky Joe @SneakyJoeSports]

Won the division ⬜️
Cleared expectations for season ⬜️
Disciplined team ⬜️
Lack of ELITE players to rely on ⬜️
Gold Medal ⬜️
Top-5 team in man games lost ⬜️
Blamed everyone but himself for team failures in the media ✅

Congrats on the lifetime achievement award 👏

[The Sabre Report @TheSabreReport]

Jon Cooper is a great coach who probably deserves to have one or two Jack Adams already under his belt.

That said, this is one of the most underserving and charity-case awards I have ever seen handed out.

Lindy Ruff was unequivocally robbed.

[Tyler Van Voorhis @vanvoorhisaurus]

@PuckReportNHL The conference finals lasted a combined 9 games Gary.

[number #16: limit-liz ! @thedeparted_rat]

damn that’s crazy aren’t you innocent bro why wouldn’t you want to talk about your innocence

[Tyler Van Voorhis @vanvoorhisaurus]

Right when I don't think I can like Andrew Yang any less

[Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 @AndrewYang]

Wow the Spurs are reacting like they just won the title.