certified loner

I make it simple, but significant.

[AB⚕ @AbsoluteBruno]

I can’t even lie, this is cool asf😭😭

[Offend_no_one @offendnoone]

Women will never understand the simple joy men get from just existing.

A man can arrive in a new city, walk around for hours, explore random streets, observe people, and be completely fucking content.

Then a woman joins.

Now there needs to be an agenda.

Cafe. Restaurant. Shopping. Tourist spot. Photos.

Next location.

Something always has to be happening.

Meanwhile, a man can grab a good drink, sit in the town square for three hours, watch the world move around him, and think:

"Yeah. This is f*cking nice."

No itinerary. No entertainment. No destination.

Just existing without needing existence to entertain you.

Being a man is peaceful.

[Tobi @Tobicods]

So many abnormalities are happening in this country.

Minimum wage is 70k, but a passport costs 250k.

Minimum wage is 70k, but a local flight can cost 100k.

Minimum wage is 70k, but a driver’s licence costs 45k.

A year’s minimum wage is 840k, yet a room self-contained in central mainland can cost 1 million annually.

Minimum wage is 70k, but transportation to work alone can cost 30k a month.

Do we really have a government?

[Ayush Yadav @ayushunleashed]

Mfker, that's called a browser.

[Tina Turtle 🐢 @tinaturttle]

Ngl a Pixar movie will humble you

[YC @YanitedConnor]

United are back in action tomorrow

[Olumide O.G @OlumideOg]

Omo be like the amount Rema buy come with video call. 😭😂😂

[Kev 屮 @UtdKev08]

🚨🎥| MIC’D UP: Hear the Manchester derby officials discuss Haaland’s wrongfully given goal decision…

[Dan Boogs @dankoogs]

Switching teams is one of the lowest things you can do as a man.

If you can change a football team you’re capable of snaking anything and anyone I swear down.

[certified loner @vanyeh]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[westerosies @westerosies]

Emilia Clarke speaks High Valyrian at the Emmy awards, alongside Emma D’Arcy. #Emmys

[Adéníke Àjoké 🎀 @ashantewa1]

Oshodi is quickly becoming what it was before Fashola came into power. Terribly bad 🤦🏾‍♀️

[Chxka @Chxkka]

You met me at a very Tinubu time of my life.

[MrBanks💰 @Mrbankstips]

You have no idea how easy others have it in life.

[𝙹𝚎𝚏𝚏🌵 @jeffmusay]

Anything Manchester United.

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: 'The way you treat us is a DISGRACE'.

It's the only banner in Old Trafford today.

[🫀* @mufcjuj]

just need to accept this isn’t a serious club anymore and just move on with your life

[Promes @promes489]

Dorgu LWB
Dorgu LW
Dorgu LB

[certified loner @vanyeh]

@makinwavictor Bellatrix lestrange was the villain I could never hate but Dolores umbridge she was the devil I would rank her after Voldemort