CoCo VanZ

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My beast
Your beast
Arbys

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People liken being the Autistic family member as being a black sheep.

For me, it is more like being the infected dog from The Thing, where it freaks out the other dogs, etc

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A box of human heads was stolen from a truck that was transporting the body parts for medical research, officials in Denver said

https://t.co/fqqDU1O367

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Don't Look a Gorilla's Horse in the Grillz

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Spewkkakae = When someone coughs right on you

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When a group of people dress in corresponding "holy" garb, they are "Chantilly Clad"

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If you eat a wild animal in a virtual reality setting, the flavor is "video game-y"

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When @dan_aykroyd gets upset, that's Dan Aykroyd Rage

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Santa's Twerk Shop & Spa

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When a sect stops making isolation of ex-members a main concern, that is a Less-Shunned-Learned

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Placebos should be called "Notmuchatol"

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A pouch of tuna is a Catpri-Sun

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Jr. Matti, thats what Paul Giamatti sires

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Kel's Finger Shack

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Gaslighting people into thinking you're a certain way, while simultaneously torturing the target until they snap is:

Morph-o-Logic

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When your dog uses pee to exchange useless information, that is a "Splatitude"

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Giving false information is called "unfo"

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Gossamer Squiggs is a great title for any endeavor

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It will pair-at any gathering