Chris Vaphiadis

Tweet sometimes. Eat french fries.

[Chris Vaphiadis @vapcochris4]

@realDailyWire I am a proud daily wire+ subscriber. The content is awesome. But your app sucks. I don't know why you had the guy who made the zune build your app, but it crashes more and Hillary's laptop.

[Chris Vaphiadis @vapcochris4]

Imagine what our friends snap stories will be like in 10 years... #thepossibilitiesareendless
#somuchroomforactivities

[Chris Vaphiadis @vapcochris4]

@DokaRyan You should find a late 70s New Yorker

[Ryan Doka @DokaRyan]

My least favorite part of the dentist is when you're all done and they kiss you

[Chris Vaphiadis @vapcochris4]

@donnelleidk @dinfowars His parents didn’t hit him hard enough.

[Chris Vaphiadis @vapcochris4]

I can taste the inflation.
#joe

[Chris Vaphiadis @vapcochris4]

@ZachariasLH9393 Why can't I retweet this?

[Chris Vaphiadis @vapcochris4]

@KarolineNelson 😂

[Chris Vaphiadis @vapcochris4]

I never understood the whole "keep your enemies closer..." How about screw them, they suck.

[Chris Vaphiadis @vapcochris4]

"She's an odd shape..."

"Yeah. It's like fucking an avocado 🥑 with huge tits."
@ZachariasLH9393

[Chris Vaphiadis @vapcochris4]

@StonewalStrough suh, dude

[Chris Strough @StonewalStrough]

"Happy little trees make happy little salads. It's science" #usbtquotes

[Chris Vaphiadis @vapcochris4]

Well, I tried.

[Chris Vaphiadis @vapcochris4]

I actually get really sad when I pull away from the house or office and my dog watches me from the window and barks....

[Chris Vaphiadis @vapcochris4]

Get outta here

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

I hope you find $20 dollars today, I hope the person you adore texts you and I hope the situation you worry about favors you in the end

[Chris Vaphiadis @vapcochris4]

Hilarious

[Chris Vaphiadis @vapcochris4]

Yup, miserable.

[Chris Vaphiadis @vapcochris4]

@biggsjrt Those undies are stuffed.

[Chris Vaphiadis @vapcochris4]

I mean, who really gives a shit, am I right?

[Chris Vaphiadis @vapcochris4]

@ZachariasLH9393 I definitely said that.
#modernproblemsrequiremodernsolutions