exquisitecorpse

Libra ☀️ sag 🌙 Libra ⬆️, oh and I’m a girl kisser

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@ineffablebodies Bro

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A man genuinely just walked up to me in the Walmart parking lot to ask what kind of anime girl I am

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Don’t listen to the haters a giant hole in ur face will always look better than a pimple

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At what point does ice cream become an excuse to eat whipped cream

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Having a TikTok do well but also having ocd means checking every new notification to make sure I didn’t make everybody mad at me

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Why didn’t pentatonix feature in the pitch perfect movies

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In the fitting room at a store and some kid goes oh there’s a girl with pink socks she’s probably an ugly nerd

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I hate it when books mention social media stay vague

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Computer show me a lesbian book about girls falling in love without mentioning TikTok, Instagram or Twitter

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the way i had zero doubt in my mind that go3 was gonna be a genuine perfect ending and i had full trust that it gonna be as good as s1..... we got played so hard

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Ok so ao3

[cici HATED THE ENDING (she/her) @deenpeeps]

some of you missed the fact that THESE ARE NOT THEM

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Do u still get the luck from a ladybug landing on u if u get scared and swat it off

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Drunk means wearing sunglasses inside

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Mommy

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Mother’s Day

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Mother’s Day but ur mom hates u and also expects a gift and everyone’s watching to see if u go no contact one day

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The great devide release day and I’m touring my first apartment with my gf 45 mins from my parents house

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