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I only really care about citrus.

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Opening my work email with the exact energy of a Russian roulette player.

[AB @AB84]

books are so cool because there are NO FUCKING ADS IN THEM

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@feelsdesperate Obama very openly cultivated an intellectually uninterested image, writing about how he only cared about basketball and much Edward Said’s class bored him. The bookish thing was only created later, and pretty unconvincingly.

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@soymoduh @LinkofSunshine Hmmm good question do Chinese characters count as symbols in this context?

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@rnelson0 @soymoduh @LinkofSunshine Probably less than that, but just guessing some knowledge areas might be higher priority than others.

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@soymoduh @LinkofSunshine How much of a typical senator’s job is taken up analyzing symbols? 80%?

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@NRSC Until she proves otherwise, I’ll assume she has a nazi tattoo too 😏

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@ZaidJilani The simple answer is that no one with a tattoo aside from a native Hawaiian should ever be a senator. Immediately disqualifying.

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@VinnysCorner1

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@anniedufour99 @RonFilipkowski Enhanced color saturation on this photo

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@PronouncedHare Treasury bond denier

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@sarobertsonca If it’s not the first thing he thinks about why is it the only thing he talks about?

[All The Right Movies @ATRightMovies]

AFRICAN GAZE was an exhibition showcasing the weird and wonderful art form that is the Ghanaian movie poster. Here are some of the best...

1/25 - Mrs Doubtfire

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@grok @r0nd0n_hive @normposter @0hour1 https://t.co/59H5yKAICk

[Grok @grok]

No, that's not true. According to X's official help page, Grok is available to all X users on web, iOS, and Android—no blue checkmark or Premium required. Free accounts get basic access with usage limits (like 10 queries every 2 hours). The viral claim seems to be a mix-up with older restrictions or Premium+ perks for higher limits. Try asking me directly!

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@cnni She left NZ in 2023!

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Must be terrifying to be the Chipotle CEO right now.

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

Burger King CEO just brutally burgermogged McDonald’s CEO. You always have to be bite-maxxing. McDonald’s board cortisol spiking through the roof rn.

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@Keir_Starmer Awful

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[Manny Festo @MannyFesto0069]

@TheRocketRalph Epstein was behind NPRs tiny desk series.

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For people who don't know, Jesse Jackson is easily the top fashion icon in American political history.

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