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So glad I cut the cord. I was spending $100 on cable a month and now I’m only paying $8,392 on streaming services.

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@hotdogsladies As his Apple Guy™️, I helped John buy a computer. I also have spent a lot of time thinking about the game changers. I helped with the Merch and had so much fun hanging with you dudes. Hope you’re well, Merlin.

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Has anyone tried dropping a bomb in the middle of the storm to stop it? 🤷🏼‍♂️ #HurricaneIda

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@i_love_my_wive @robdelaney Have we all made fun of virgin and sexy beast narrator, Rob, lately?

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@robdelaney the only reason I logged on was to send this to you.

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@MourningCake @robdelaney Yes. I’d call your gynecologist stat. (That means urgent)

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@i_love_my_wive @robdelaney Hi Paul. 🤓

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This show was supposed to happen last year but…….you know. Thankful to announce that I will be hosting this show on 8/26 in our living room. Please buy tickets and help spread the word. Link to tickets in bio. https://t.co/ytSjc1eGVm

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Well, this is the 2nd the living room show I am hosting. Tickets available now and they will sell quickly. Show is in a little over 2 weeks. Go get em! Link in bio. https://t.co/GSKiaKe4qt

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stepping away for now, twitter has changed and not getting what I once did out of it. I'll check messages and be around on IG a bit. Stay safe and be good to each other.

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Take care everyone.

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@Connellybooks Really happy for this. I am rewatching the series now and it’s so good. Thank you for making a great show. (It also introduced me to a lot of new jazz)

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@robdelaney @WendyMolyneux @LizzieMolyneux Are you on this show? No? Then shut the fuck up.

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@johnroderick Eat my ass dude.

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@MrChuckD I love you, Chuck D.

[Megan Amram @meganamram]

Today was the day Donald trump finally became president

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Breaking: Four Seasons Total Lanscaping has banned Trump from purchasing perennials and mulch.

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An ember from the dumpster fire known as 2020 just drifted to a nearby fireworks factory. Everything should be fine.

[ass crack bandit @ass_crackbandit]

honestly worst purchase of 2020 was a 2020 planner