The Virginia Project Parody Account

This is a parody account of @/projectvirginia, a Virginia PAC that subsidizes David Gordon's Grubhub fund.

[The Virginia Project Parody Account @vaprojectparody]

Let's spend a day with David Gordon! (a thread)

First, after rolling out of bed and posting some vitriol on Twitter and chatting with other alt-right internet trolls, David leaves his house in Pendleton, SC and heads to his nearby Speedy Mart to spend his hard earned PAC funds.

[The Virginia Project Parody Account @vaprojectparody]

@SirSchming @RICHARD71287151 wth happened...

[Goad Gatsby @GoadGatsby]

I though David Gordon and the Virginia Project shut down but instead they decided to declare a student walkout as kidnapping. These guys are a clown show and it's no wonder only Christian Sessionists support them.

[The Virginia Project Parody Account @vaprojectparody]

Ah yes. A 50s era code was the cutting edge of racial equality. This law was, of course, applied with total fairness and due process.

[The Virginia Project Parody Account @vaprojectparody]

At the Virginia Project, we are concerned about the sexual nature of public school books but also think a women's worth is based on whether they can appear to male desires.

[The Virginia Project Parody Account @vaprojectparody]

@RoadWarriorsUSA Right on brother! BTW where did you get your medical degree?

[The Virginia Project Parody Account @vaprojectparody]

Follow us for more totally legit medical knowledge! #ivermectin #IvermectinWarriors

[The Virginia Project Parody Account @vaprojectparody]

I've got the feeling that these tweets are going to age well.

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Right wing extremist “Ray Roseberry,” live posting outside the Library of Congress in his truck claiming he has enough explosives to blow up the area. https://t.co/6NrSvdGFUj

[The Virginia Project Parody Account @vaprojectparody]

This is what we need in our public schools! Parent volunteer sign ups will be posted shortly.

[AltWhiteWhine @AltWhine]

@vaprojectparody

[V 🟧🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @v_theclash]

I see that an anti-FCPS organization is continuing its attack on an account that they claim is a teacher. I have also been repeatedly attacked by DoBetterFCPS, so I'd like to set the record straight for @LJ4fcps @wspringspartans @Region4FCPS @wshspta.🧵

[chris evans @chris_notcapn]

Massachusetts elementary school teacher Benjamin Welton has spent years writing racist articles for white supremacist publications under the pen name “Sinclair Jenkins”.

This week he was exposed. https://t.co/zyJhXk4nun

[The Virginia Project Parody Account @vaprojectparody]

@Rose4YouTwo @VirginiaProject Thanks for donating to David Gordon's slush fund. With your donation David can pay his cable bill, eat grub hub, and fill up his tank at the "Speedy Mart."

[The Virginia Project Parody Account @vaprojectparody]

Congrats white people! We've solved racism! This is exactly what we need to hear.

[V 🟧🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @v_theclash]

Link to The Virginia Project PAC fund expenditures, which include lots of grubhub, gas, and dental procedures. Wow, I would like to start a PAC b/c I have one kid who needs braces! https://t.co/fSc42xSsdn

[The Virginia Project Parody Account @vaprojectparody]

Source: https://t.co/7GGPeoZ8sS

[The Virginia Project Parody Account @vaprojectparody]

Let's spend a day with David Gordon! (a thread)

First, after rolling out of bed and posting some vitriol on Twitter and chatting with other alt-right internet trolls, David leaves his house in Pendleton, SC and heads to his nearby Speedy Mart to spend his hard earned PAC funds.

[The Virginia Project Parody Account @vaprojectparody]

David Gordon after coming out of "Speedy Mart":
"Only the essentials!"