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Dog Mom / Climber / Cycler / Earth Child

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Growth is finally being able to put more than 5 drops of Cholula on your morning eggs

[jan @JJSummertime]

Snoring dog=loving affection
Snoring husband=seething rage

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Scrappy content: scrap means to discard or toss out. But add a ‘py’ at the end and it’s just good enough to keep then 💥bam💥… a viral TikTok.

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Not to be dramatic but I feel 1,000 times better under my Big Blanket @bigblanketco

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I was hacked, then suspended, now I’m back?

[Oregon Zoo @OregonZoo]

Set the ice machine to ottermatic

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Take action for #MonumentsForAll! RT to urge @POTUS and @SecDebHaaland to restore and expand protections for Bears Ears, Grand Staircase-Escalante, and Northeast Canyons and Seamounts. #StandWithBearsEars #SaveGrandStaircase #SaveTheSeamounts https://t.co/zRDoWxFcma

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@tonyromo #lameo

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@tonyromo is our generation’s @SNFCollinsworth #getofftheair

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Let us have this much pride for our country every day. Let us show this message of unity in our actions & examples every day. Cheers to the next 4 years! 💙❤️

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

It’s a new day in America.

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@McDonalds Please bring all day breakfast back in 2021

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While turning in my ballot into the machine, the volunteer next to it said, “You know what you’re doing. You’ve done this before.” And my response was, “I love voting.”

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@JerrySeinfeld is king of the mock neck. Can I be like you?

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The only thing getting me out of bed these days is the fact that I have giant box of Cocoa Puffs & almond milk waiting for me to eat it. #thankful

[Joe Walsh @WalshFreedom]

One candidate is campaigning like we’re in the middle of a once in a lifetime pandemic.

The other candidate is campaigning like he doesn’t give a damn if people get sick & die.

This election shouldn’t be close.

[Clif Smart @ClifSmart]

Proud to be invited to March for racial justice in America by @MOStateFootball. We must all do better. #CitizenBears