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just a mobile gd player

[varble @varble39]

@TomSabot @justalexoki nah you do that too much you can develop aids, my cousin experienced this situation and had to get the xanax surgically removed from his pancreas

[maytrix_XDX_ @MaytrixXdx]

Battle Beast VS Chantel DuBois
#invincible #Madagascar3

[Parker💧 @ParkerOlad]

Something is wrong with my lil cousin 🤦

[fat chud @Suitman18312807]

Man covered in peanut butter dancing in an In-N-Out burger restaurant while Andy Grammer's "Honey, I'm Good." plays in the background.

[marcox @nesputifarra]

dale

[Chase Passive Income @chasedownleads]

Saw a gross homeless man begging for money

"You need cash?" I said

He nodded

I reached into my wallet and pulled out $3,000

His face lit up

"Wow! Thank you sir!"

This must have been the happiest day of his life

Before I left, I told him I wanted to try out my new fingerprint kit, "just for fun"

He agreed

Now I have his identity

Taking the money constituted a loan and agreement to my terms; 68% APR with a $500 daily late payment fee

Once he gets back on his feet, he'll be paying me back for years

Oh, and guess who owns the employment agency

[Chase Passive Income @chasedownleads]

My son just told me he’s gay

I burst into tears

But not for the reason you think

You see, I understand that statistically, men earn about 20% more than women

Marrying a man instead of a woman is simply a wise long-term financial decision

So proud of my son ❤️

[🪐 dean @ratblunt]

The Boys has officially ended after 7 Years.

What's your favorite level in Geometry Dash?

[❒ @RlCKYRAGE]

the cast of Cars 3 k*lling themselves after their movie flopped

[david @arthritic_papi]

guy spent 5 mins trying to convince him his ID was legit... losing my mind

[Three-Eyed Raisin @GulagJamun_]

Favorite guy on Instagram right now is this old dude who posts POV videos of you getting violently murdered and then sometimes plays Jazz