Imnos

Sarcastic. Introverted. English. Father.

[Imnos @varcanix]

@sarahmufc93 "Florida!!!" is everything I wanted from a Taylor/Florence collab. "Who's Afraid of Little Old Me" may be my fav though.

[Imnos @varcanix]

@arrapeachykeen Hmph

[Jenny Lawson @TheBloggess]

In case you're wondering how things are going in Texas, our district canceled all sex ed classes this year but is now required to offer kids training in bleeding control techniques, including "tourniquets approved for use in battlefield trauma care by the armed forces."

[Imnos @varcanix]

@TAftermath2020

[Dictionary.com @Dictionarycom]

We're pretty good with synonyms, but "rapid unscheduled disassembly" is a new one, even for us.

[Imnos @varcanix]

@LadyJenPool I have the same shirt. It glows in the dark!

[Imnos @varcanix]

@suesswassersee Damn, I really want a pizza puff now

[Imnos @varcanix]

@sarahmufc93 Oh well done.

[Imnos @varcanix]

@Schwarziest So far I have Cure in June and Depeche Mode in November. Still debating with myself about getting April tix.

[Imnos @varcanix]

It doesn't fix everything, but it certainly helps. #TheCure

[Imnos @varcanix]

"Also we will be replacing our iconic opening theme with 'Yackety Sax' and playing all the highlights at 2x speed"

[Sky News Breaking @SkyNewsBreak]

The BBC says Match of the Day tomorrow "will focus on match action without studio presentation or punditry” as notable pundits rule themselves out of appearing on the programme

For more on this and other news visit https://t.co/NEDMP2uP6W

[Jay @ScouseCommie]

"But now, here's Match of the Day, with Matt Le Tissier telling us the reason Southampton lost was because vaccines are turning them gay, and Peter Shilton telling us the reason he got outjumped by a dwarf on cocaine was a globalist conspiracy"

[Imnos @varcanix]

@arrapeachykeen *shitposter

[Imnos @varcanix]

Five days of nothing from Twitter, and then that lame BS tweet from the dev account?

If I can't use Tweetbot, I won't use Twitter.

[Tapbots @tapbots]

Tweetbot has been around for over 10 years, we've always complied with the Twitter API rules.

If there's some existing rule that we need to comply with, we'd be happy to do so, if possible. But we do need to know what it is...

@TwitterDev, you know how to reach us.

[Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat]

BONK haha still funny

[Amee Vanderpool @girlsreallyrule]

Kevin McCarthy actually just told reporters this: “I’m confident we will reach a solution otherwise we won’t be successful." Fifteen minutes in and my head already hurts.

[Imnos @varcanix]

@suesswassersee No more Dr Seuss, OFMD fanfic about to be read into the record.

[Amee Vanderpool @girlsreallyrule]

Kevin McCarthy lost votes 4-6 because a convicted felon took too many of his votes away. This is your Republican Party, America.