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[Reign @konoin_icon]

Eldoret town ukisema WANTAM you will connect to sayuni direct .

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

Coming soon

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

No aura for Ruto. If the opposition somehow stays united and the current anger holds, the question will not be whether he loses in 2027, but by how many millions of votes.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

It is now alleged that the daughter of Kamagut is set to marry a Tanzanian gentleman by the name Isaya Yunge & not the mzungu some bloggers has confidently introduced to us earlier. But sisi kama Walala Hoii, we don't care who the unlucky Dube is. Whether he's Tanzanian, Mzungu, Mukorino, or Yakuza is none of our business. We are only interested in that rice that cooks one one, minofu, nyama choma, and the free Kanamba speciioo. Once the MC says "Karibuni chakula" our diplomatic mission will have been accomplished. Chesaa!!

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

Telegram had been removed from the App Store worldwide before it was added back. Which begs the question why should Apple or Google decide what one has on their phone. Do we really own these devices?

[reign @vardy_254]

Iyo SHA does not cover everything

[Omwamba 🇰🇪 @omwambaKE]

President William Ruto announces monthly allowances, SHA health cover and smartphones for village elders.

[Omwamba 🇰🇪 @omwambaKE]

President William Ruto announces monthly allowances, SHA health cover and smartphones for village elders.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

The thought of kneeling down with one leg and looking up to ask a woman if she wants to be my companion irritates me everytime I even think of it. I dont understand what kind of bladfakiness had gotten to the man who invented this. Mimi unajua siwes fanya iyo upus. Sisi kwanza wale tumetoka ushago,sisi tumelelewa kama bandit bwana. My first girlfriend beth Njeri in nursery school,I proposed to her through a round kick. She loved the way i used to beat her. Kakilia namna hii alafu nikaambie pole alafu kanikimbize,najua mambo imeingiana

The other girlfriends I have had,I never kneeled. Mimi Nikuwapikia omena,nawekelea kwa meza ikiwa inatoa moshi namna hii kama engine ya x trail,namwambia anawe mikono,akikuja kuuma sasa ajiandalie,namwambia ngoja,unajua wewe ni dem yangu? Akisema No,omena inarudi jikoni. Luckily None of them has ever said no. Bwana there are better ways of proposing without embarrassing yourselves. Sheenzi!

[reign @vardy_254]

I killed entilement a long time ago, nobody owes me shit

[G•K™ @G_K_254]

That Kiambu governor Kimani Wamatangi is doing exceptionally well in his office...you might think that his budget is in trillions.. that man is presidential in delivery..
I wish tungekuwa na atleast 23 governors like him.. but instead, we got one.. Alĺ the other 46 should be 1tam

[Count Drunkula @__recapS]

Solitude >> Having to repeatedly justify your value to other people

[reign @vardy_254]

@kashmoneysister Wewe ni yule wangeci during the time of omwamba ama

[Miss Murima 🇰🇪 @Missmurima]

Ladies, what's one health topic women need to talk about more openly?

[wangeci🪐 @kashmoneysister]

Ntafanya mjei kwanza before nifikirie kuuza kuma

[𝑲𝒆𝒗𝒊𝒏 𝑮𝒓𝒊𝒎𝒎 @KevinGrimms]

https://t.co/xFlUhK3Y1b

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Kwani Obado ran out of money to bribe ama namna gani? Kamiti signal has started connecting on his Phone

[reign @vardy_254]

If you are kalenjin or any tribe in kenya .make sure you be employed by those cartels before wa exit iyo power

[reign @vardy_254]

it's really peaceful when you're no longer interested in someone anymore 🙂‍↔️

[Kimuzi @Kimuzi_]

Eliud Lagat should be arrested. As soon as possible.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

You can just tell the other Dog comes from a very Rich family. Omondo was left there seeing with his mouth wide open as Jayden inspects the Sundus. Ayaaam telling you Omwami, without money, women will show you shege. Chesaa!!🥲