Brandon

If I was chillin any more I'd be dead

[NFL Philosophy @NFLosophy]

Never been more confident we should keep Pochettino.

[milo edwards @Milo_Edwards]

henderson out for the rest of the world cup from an injury sustained while not playing in a match where he still got a yellow card is a peak world club sub plot

[MSN_BARCA💙❤️ @msn__barca]

Only Portugals flag is going other way which means Ronaldo is pulling them wrong way and his teammates are trying to stop him

[Quimey Herrera @QuimeyHerrera01]

el futbolista paraguayo solo está diseñado para recuperar la pelota, una vez que lo logra se la devuelve al rival para intentar recuperarla nuevamente

[ɢᴏᴀʟ ᴠᴇʀꜱᴇ @GoalVersee]

🎙️🚨Zlatan Ibrahimović

“Cristiano Ronaldo was shouting ‘I’m back’ after scoring against Uzbekistan… I was wondering where he was tonight against Colombia.”

[' DMF🇵🇹 @DMFv2]

@shawnchristyy 👍🏼

[Chivo Infante @chivoinmortal]

Maradona si hubieran existido las pausas de hidratación en México 86.

[Sarah 🤍 @HMFC_1874_]

I'm loving all the videos 😂🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[D A L B @zerep_dalb]

yo llegando a la cocina a media noche aprovechando la pausa de hidratación para tomar algo también

[QBgami @QBgami]

Just realized the Europeans will be present to watch Joey Chestnut inhale 84 pork pistols on live television in honor of our nation’s independence.

That one will break them completely.

[bart @soxbart]

“It’s filled with popcorn.”

Yeah not falling for that. Literally how they tricked Troy.

[Anish Moonka @anishmoonka]

Pandas should not have made it. They only eat bamboo, nothing else. Females can get pregnant for just a couple of days each year, and newborn cubs are about the size of a stick of butter. By the 1980s, only 1,100 were left in the wild.

A massive bamboo die-off across Sichuan between 1975 and 1983 starved at least 250 of them to death, while logging crews cut through their forests. About half of panda births are twins, but in the wild only one cub usually survives. For decades, most captive male pandas would not mate naturally, so breeders had to rely on artificial insemination. Even that worked only about 1 in 4 times.

China decided to save them anyway. Logging in panda reserves was banned in 1988. The number of protected reserves grew from 13 in 1998 to 67 today, now covering close to two-thirds of all wild pandas. The Chengdu breeding base went from 18 pandas in 1994 to 237 by 2023. Sichuan alone spent around 59 million dollars building six forest corridors to link up separated panda areas.

In 2021, China combined dozens of these reserves into the Giant Panda National Park. It covers more than 27,000 square kilometers across three provinces. That is over three times the size of Yellowstone. The park protects about 72 percent of all wild pandas and shelters around 8,000 other species, including snow leopards and golden snub-nosed monkeys.

The breeding problem cracked too. By the 2020s, around 70 percent of captive pandas were being born from natural mating instead of artificial insemination. Genetic modeling now shows the captive population can keep 90 percent of its diversity for the next 200 years.

In September 2016, the IUCN, the global group that decides which animals are endangered, moved pandas off the endangered list. China made it official in July 2021. The work is not done. Climate change could wipe out 35 percent of their bamboo forests by 2100.

Forty years ago, the question was whether pandas would survive. The 2,708 alive today are the answer.

[🟦DanDee🟥 @FineNDanDee]

Can the Spider-Man come out to play?

[7th Defenseman @7th_defenseman]

“How hungover could the team USA guys really be?”

The team USA players in question:

[Parody/Spoof/Satire Clips @NoContextSpoof]

The big mime breaking through the invisible wall is a good gag

[IGN Finds @IGNDeals]

Just announced, the LEGO Icons Lord of the Rings Sauron helmet is coming March 1 for $69.99 and up for preorder now. Has 538 pieces and includes a Sauron minifigure holding a LEGO One Ring.

Amazon: https://t.co/FehF6El083
LEGO: https://t.co/AyYkhTC58v

[River Cracraft Fan Club @CracraftFan]

So ur telling me,

- Burrow was out all season
- Mahomes tore his ACL
- The Ravens fired Harbaugh
- The Bills didn’t win the division
- The Colts called up 44 year old Phillip Rivers

AND THE DOLPHINS DIDNT MAKE THE PLAYOFFS?!?!?!?

[Frances Patano @FrancesPatano]

“Heard you didn’t love the least among us”

[Yoofilos @yoofilos]

"Oh that's a nice sculp–"
"ORIGAMI!?"

[leah @evenstqrs]

happy batman day to all those who celebrate