Derek Vargas

Co-Founder & CEO, @SparkOrangeLLC | @Salesforce Consulting Partner | 3X @inc5000 Fastest Growing Companies 2019-2021 | CNY Best Places to Work 2019, 2020, 2021

[Derek Vargas @vargasderek]

Look there are a lot of reasons I generally prefer @Marriott hotels, but they need to stop selling “enhanced upgrades”as a feature of the @MarriottBonvoy program.

Titanium or not, an ice cube in hell has a better shot at a room upgrade.

[Derek Vargas @vargasderek]

@very_demanda Realizing how bad my math is, and the fact that I was today years old when I realized New Years is my half birthday 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Derek Vargas @vargasderek]

@markehstrong Great game. Adventure was my favorite of this genre, though!

[Derek Vargas @vargasderek]

@markehstrong This has happened to me a few times recently with the freezer bags. Switched to different brand. I don’t have your patience for resolution 😂🤣

[Derek Vargas @vargasderek]

@markehstrong Only Christmas album you’ll ever need 💁🏻‍♂️

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@RobSechan Hands down.

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@very_demanda Wait…like this???? https://t.co/zibWarV8UM

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@very_demanda Do it, obviously 💁🏻‍♂️

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@very_demanda Shower beers in general 💁🏻‍♂️🍻

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@very_demanda I wish I could put this in more professional language, but simply put, Fuck’em 💁🏻‍♂️

[Derek Vargas @vargasderek]

@AmandaMGoetz Best. Show. Period.

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@very_demanda 😂🤣🙋🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

[Derek Vargas @vargasderek]

@very_demanda Sorry guys I promise I wasn’t falling asleep on y’all

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@very_demanda 🤦🏻‍♂️

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DADS ON DUTY: After a violent week of fighting at a Louisiana high school, parents knew something had to change. So, a group of dads decided to show up not just for their kids - but for the whole student body - to help maintain a positive environment. @SteveHartmanCBS has more.

[Derek Vargas @vargasderek]

@mackieavellian Little bit of salt and ill eat’em right off the vine like an apple

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@laurenkochian @Square @CraigLaughlinJr @TheLegacyTheory

[Mark Baer @MarkBaerCrowe]

Welcome to the @CroweUSA family! #CroweNews #GoCrowe https://t.co/jRpM2pSVuh

[Derek Vargas @vargasderek]

@laurenkochian 🤣😂🤣