Jeff Schmidt

Dabbles in much, knows very little.

[Jeff Schmidt @variablejeff]

@AnnieClimactic I’ll certainly never spend a dime in that state.

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@MikeBraniff11 RadialHeed

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@MikeBraniff11 You should know better. Stagnation does not sell “sweaters” to the gullible every year. :-)

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@AnnieClimactic Your husband spent $1250 in petrol last week.

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@AnnieClimactic That car is still brand new. Given the state of the world, we could sell it for more than we bought it for.

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@AnnieClimactic As much as I love “Rio”, that “Elemental” album is fantastic. My baby makes good choices.

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@scottjohnson I have beautiful toenails.

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Something I whipped up at lunch today.

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@richardmarx Sorry,…could you please repeat what you just said?

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@thinkitem Hey kid,..want some free candy?

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@slav_metalurges Don’t those guys deliver? For free? Get back to work!

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Ummm,…should I be worried? Especially after shovelling a literal metric ton of snow outside with my gorgeous wife?

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@CraigAlanson So that’s how the Nazca lines were done. I always thought it was extraterrestrials.

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@zackfreedman My car met a wall at 60MPH

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@baeldeth_ You can “mute”? I typically just unfollow.

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@ralfidude That’s not a bad price too. However, shipping to Canada is another $17. My headset isn’t wire-free so I don’t mind the additional power cable dangling.

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The time is currently 03:48 UTC on November 9th. It's the 314th day of the year and .159 of the day has passed, so 314.159x10⁻².

All you March 14th people are suckers.

True pi day starts at this moment. Enjoy.

#PiDay2021 #PiDay #TruePiDay

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@slav_metalurges I-CAN-HAZ-PUNKIN-GUTZ?

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@AnnieClimactic You sexy thing.

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@AnnieClimactic Manchester Orchestra has a fantastic new album out.