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Evidently, my calculations were not correct.

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(sighs) Behold! The power of alchemy! (audience laughs)

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No, what I'm saying is for ordinary people, like me, fear is just a little bit more debilitating. Rapunzel, we really gotta hurry. (chuckle)

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You need to get off the ship. Rapunzel, I've gotta clean up my own mess.

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You can count on me.

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I actually got the idea after seeing a cluster of strange black rocks by my village.

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Rapunzel! Use it.

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The key to stopping this destruction is Princess Rapunzel herself.

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You're right. So I'm gonna have to ask you to step inside that cell. I'm getting on the right side of history.

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give you, the Elemental Remogrifier! (gasping) (cheers and applause)

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I thought about what you said, so I took precautions. I rigged his helmet with a temporary stun mechanism.

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Ah, yes! Thank you, Ruddiger. This is perfect.

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Work! Work! Please, work!

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Don't worry. Cass agreed to be my assistant during my presentation, so, ya know, I got everything under control. On to the next room!

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And you got to see why I needed your help.

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Hey.

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Yes!

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Seriously, I'm getting ready for the expo, and I think you'll be pretty impressed with my invention, yeah.

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That's easy for you to say.

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I'm gonna surprise my village by bringing the people hot, running water! (laughs) I've constructed five of these babies all throughout the caverns.