Chann Varkish

Absorb what is useful, Discard what is not... and add what is uniquely your own.

[Chann Varkish @varkishc76]

Shout Out to all the shy, introverted, socially awkward souls who are pushing past their comfort zone to share gifts with the world

[Nelson Havi SC @NelsonHavi]

The protest against tomorrow’s protest is allowed to go uninterrupted by the Government but tomorrow’s protest will be interrupted by the Government. Do your WORST.

[The Standard Digital @StandardKenya]

Press Statement by The Standard Group Plc on The President's post on X.

[(fan) Zaid ✍🏼🇾🇪 @ZaidBalll]

This is genuinely a real photo😭😭😭

[Mahir 🇹🇷🇬🇧 @ScrewderiaF1]

Ronaldo fans logging on to Twitter after his performance today

[Larry Madowo @LarryMadowo]

Ghana’s coach says this was a clear penalty and red card but “VAR went for a coffee” 👀

[Okiya Omtatah Okoiti @OkiyaOmtatah]

"When the citizens of a Nation deem their most accomplished thieves as the most electable then they lose the right to complain when theft becomes their national creed." ~ Modibo Keita. Pan-Africanist leader and first President of Mali. (1915-1977)

[UK Footy Bible @UKFootyBible]

Declan Rice complaining how Ghana put “11 men behind the ball” like his team Arsenal didn’t do that against PSG for 2 hours…

[louanalao 🇱🇨 @nyanyanyan01]

If a 3rd world country went through as many prime ministers as the UK they’d call us unstable.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇵🇹 Cristiano: “I know that whoever works hard, God helps him. It was a tough week, a dark one, it started as if I had retired from football”.

But I held on as I always hold on because I believe in work more than football. It was tough, I have to admit, but we came back”.

[Premier League India @PLforIndia]

Ronaldo 🤜🤛 Bruno, the 𝐏𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐮𝐠𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐬 😎

@ManUtd

[utdreport @utdreport]

Bruno Fernandes vs Uzbekistan:

90 minutes played
1 assist
3 chances created
2 big chances created
9 passes into the final third
1 shot on target
1 shot blocked

Magnifico 🇵🇹 🎩

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Kenya’s diaspora remittances turned negative for the first time in 2026.

Inflows fell from Sh271 billion to Sh268 billion between January and May, down 1.4% compared to last year.

[Himanshu  @oyehimanshu0]

Age is just a number for boys 😄

[Trig 🇦🇷🇪🇸 @Kharlerh]

the cameraman captured the entire messi fan life cycle in a few seconds 😂😂

[Sholla Ard 🇰🇪 @sholard_mancity]

🚨 JUST IN: The mask didn't just slip. It completely fell off on Citizen TV.

Murkomen looked Kenyans in the eye and claimed that the armed men carrying rungus during maandamano, and even those seen during the Embu elections, were not goons.

They were "watchmen."

But the moment Citizen TV rolled footage that poked holes in that story, the fumbling began. Suddenly, the certainty disappeared. Eventually, he conceded that some of them were indeed goons.

Now here's the part that should concern every Kenyan.

When asked why police were not arresting these armed individuals, Murkomen said the police were exercising "restraint."

Restraint.

The same police who rarely show restraint when confronting unarmed protesters. The same police who we have seen beat, arrest, and even shoot unarmed citizens suddenly become champions of restraint when men carrying rungus are involved.

So what exactly is the message here?

That police restraint only applies to people carrying weapons?
That peaceful protesters are treated more harshly than suspected goons?

Murkomen seems to believe Kenyans will ignore what they've seen with their own eyes for years.

Yesterday, that narrative collapsed on live television.

[ESPN @espn]

Bro is experiencing prime Messi 😭🔥

[Typical African @Joe__Bassey]

It's now official: Jeremy Doku is a father for the first time. The West tried to shame him because he wants to be a present father.

Congratulations to him 👏🏾

[Okiya Omtatah Okoiti @OkiyaOmtatah]

Kenyans are being asked to pay more taxes through the Finance Bill 2026, yet the 2026/27 Budget hides KSh 101.37 billion under a vague item called “Other Operating Expenses.” No programme. No purpose. No accountability.

Before taxing Kenyans another shilling, Parliament must clean up the budget. We cannot finance opacity with taxpayers’ sweat.
See attached
#StopBudgetedCorruption
https://t.co/YI18RIv1nC

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

I knew I had seen that Haaland walk somewhere else… 😂🤣