VARNYHAM

NWA are a boyband ~ @_CheeseToastie

[VARNYHAM @Varnyham]

It's no coincidence that #InternationalMensDay and World Toilet Day fall on the same day

[Dr Emma Salisbury @salisbot]

I take off my Submarine Expert hat to put on my Russia Understander hat, but no! You fools! They are the same hat

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

FUCK THE HULK HOGAN

[🐷 @comradeazula]

i guess that kant getting eaten

[Sophie Hall @SophLouiseHall]

James Bond getting the wrong martini order

[Ea-Nasir @alistaircoleman]

Scottish League Two - final table

East Fife 4th, Forfar 5th

[kb @ojvhteuhyhes]

calling the coronation of a 74 year old man a once in a lifetime thing is crazyyy… like speak for yourself! i’m young and sexy, i am going to outlive both him and his very bald son. i have three coronations in me, you all stay safe tho

[Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks]

doctor: treatment is simple. go see orville, very funny clown

pagliacci: what about pagliacci?

doctor: pagliacci? man i could not name a more suckass clown

pagliacci:

doctor: just downright dogshit of a clown

[𝚂𝙾𝚄𝚃𝙷𝙿𝙰𝚆 𝙴𝚇𝙲𝙴𝙿𝚃𝙸𝙾𝙽𝙰𝙻𝙸𝚂𝙼 @SouthpawLeftist]

After Elon offers a “1 million dogecoin” bounty to anyone able to prove his family had an emerald mine fortune, his DAD comes out and says “um, can I get in on that, cause I totally have proof of it” 😂 😂 ☠️

[wint @dril]

no

[VARNYHAM @Varnyham]

@TifoFootball_ @JM_Devine @jj_bull @Jon_Mackenzie @jj_bull the "sneezing when looking at light" phenomenon is called Photic Sneeze Reflex and it affects about 18-35% of people...

https://t.co/05W1NyJmjX

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Frank Lampard returns as Caretaker Manager until the end of the season. 🤝

[Zac Bowden @zacbowden]

Lol, my fellow brits using Windows 11 with en-GB in the Insider Program might have noticed that MS has mistranslated ZIP files as "postcode" files in the latest builds.

[OLEG BOLTMAN @ElHijoDelSimon]

tbh luring cody back under the guise of making him into a main event babyface champion so as to lure other AEW guys away in the future only to totally own and humiliate him on consecutive nights at the height of his popularity is a good bit