Varrekt

[Varrekt @Varrekt]

@FortIS_55 It is that hot though. Do something about it or let it cook you. Either way stop bitching.

[Max58 @Max58Art]

Dormin

#ShadowOfTheColossus

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

I went to In-N-Out and ordered a cheeseburger. The cashier, a calm young woman named Destiny, asked me a question I did not expect.

"You want that Animal Style?"

I paused.

I did not know what this meant. But a samurai does not admit he does not know. So I answered with weight.

"...Animal Style."

"Cool. So that's mustard-grilled, extra spread, grilled onions, pickles. Yeah?"

I understood now. This was a sacred permission. For one meal, I was being told to put down my manners at the door. To eat the way a beast eats, without shame. I had waited my whole life for someone to give me this order.

"Yes," I said. "I will become the animal."

Destiny did not blink. "...Okay. You want your fries Animal Style too?"

I stopped. Even the potatoes?

"The potatoes also become animals?"

"I mean, they get cheese and sauce and grilled onions, so..."

"Then yes. Let the potatoes abandon their restraint as well."

"...Got it." She was the calmest woman I have ever met. "3x3, 4x4, or just the one?"

I did not know these numbers, but I knew a challenge when I heard one. "How many must I face?"

"It's, like, how many patties you want."

"How many is the most honorable?"

"...Four is a lot."

"Then four. A warrior does not ask for fewer."

She wrote it down without argument. A 4x4, Animal Style, with animal fries. She warned me once, kindly. "That's gonna be huge." I told her I was counting on it.

It arrived. It was a tower. Cheese and sauce ran down my hands the moment I lifted it. There was no clean way to eat it. There was no dignified way. That was the entire point.

I ate it like a beast. Both hands, no honor, grilled onion on my chin, and I have to be honest with you, it was the best thing I have ever put in my mouth.

For thirty years I have kept my manners at every table in the world.

They handed me a burger and told me to be an animal, and I have never felt so free.

So tell me, America.

The whole country knows the secret menu. What else are you hiding in plain sight?

And "Animal Style." Was I eating the animal, or finally becoming one?

[Varrekt @Varrekt]

@NickAUSGRIT Stop acting like a Canadian.

[Varrekt @Varrekt]

@SensitiveManlet Wrong, I have major beef with Australia. Those fucks annoy me so god damn much. Ignorant little bitches that play schrodinger's asshole with their "banter". If I could mute all of Australia I would.

[Skylar Romines @skylarromines]

@yoamomonstruos Americans truly believe they have a chance at anything. That’s a feature not a bug

[Lue @lue23623]

Artorias

[Varrekt @Varrekt]

@I__HATE_SOCCER Elon is an eternal chuuni. Horrifying.

[Max58 @Max58Art]

Some new prints in my shop!

Available here https://t.co/cPX9g3qYoX

[Max58 @Max58Art]

Colossus

#ShadowOfTheColossus

[Varrekt @Varrekt]

@ShitpostRock2 I will always shill for Slice & Dice. Best mobile game.

[Varrekt @Varrekt]

@bellbearinghunt That's a hot take but I agree.

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@Ally_Sammarco Elon didn't steal my catalytic converter.

[Varrekt @Varrekt]

@ceIIowo 🧎 My king

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@NeitheYAGI She moved in and immediately took my cool weapons off the walls.

[Varrekt @Varrekt]

@BinaryBarkode @PoltFan69 I am above very few restaurants, golden corral is one of them.

[Varrekt @Varrekt]

@angelflesh3 Me

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@GothMilk333 Recently employed but I meet the rest of the requirements. Ladies I am vulnerable and can be taken advantage of.

[Varrekt @Varrekt]

@RealDanGliebitz The budget grocery chain near me has a cheese section that contains both high quality American made cheese and imported European cheese. We have basically every variety available.