varun

so g i’m almost h #UT20

[ghkuegjivlpsvhg @user940333]

if her nails $75 give her $74.98 and let her hg give the 2 cents they always got

[varun @varunk09]

just saw a posting to be a cowboys safety on linkedin

[Professional Vibe Curator 🦧🥇 @GumboGoon]

Do not leave me unsupervised around the paper towels while I’m in the kitchen

[phage @clubmoss_]

I am in the top .01% of listening to women

[varun @varunk09]

THEY CALLED 19 YEAR OLD ME DELUSIONAL

[varun @varunk09]

bro shit give us bama

[Hoops @Hoopss]

never deleting facebook😭

[varun @varunk09]

@MirandaGarza17 let us have one bro.

[Abdi 👽 @Abdiysl20]

cooked me LMAOOO

[varun @varunk09]

@MichaelNunn__ (type) 1/1🤞🏽🤞🏽

[varun @varunk09]

@MichaelNunn__ crazy

[varun @varunk09]

idk maybe i just don’t be advocating like that

[varun @varunk09]

how you get to 5 bumper stickers and unironically add more

[varun @varunk09]

@WHOWANTSOME @MichaelNunn__ damn sam we actually looking mad pigeon toed rn

[varun @varunk09]

@MichaelNunn__ @WHOWANTSOME drink a milkshake mr grown ass man

[varun @varunk09]

sorry i’m late bro i started rubbing my eyes and then 45 minutes passed

[varun @varunk09]

damn my manager is british so I went to ask him if we got the rest of the day off and as soon as the words “as global citizens” came out of my mouth he told me to go back to my desk smh

[varun @varunk09]

bro i saw kiss land performed live last night i can’t get over this