Varun Singh Saroha

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[Lon Harris @Lons]

Dave Chappelle (suddenly getting serious 50 minutes into a special): On August 16, 2026, Hal Jordan, the first Green Lantern from Earth, my friend, died. He fucking died.

[𝐵. 🧊 @boikanyombatha]

Finally, a unique experience

[Rio @riobeare]

That’s genuinely the best/most insane thread I’ve ever seen 😭😭😭. What a fucking madman

[Real Madrid C.F. @realmadrid]

Comunicado Oficial.
https://t.co/zzw6oJWY0C

[Sky News @SkyNews]

"Do you apologise to football fans? The Premier League says 'sham' contracts, is this a 'sham' club?"

@RobHarris questions Man City chief executive Ferran Soriano after the club was found guilty of all charges related to Premier League's financial rules

https://t.co/3A2kYsOcCZ

[Nozza_ @Nozza_]

Tony Pulis knows everybody in football

[Indefinite Lee @LeeBruh_Greene]

The crows:

[Zoska 🐴 🦈 @TotallyNotZoska]

Russian officials have biologically evolved to be harder to push out of windows.

[Tree @ATree_Official]

Haha fucking dumbass

[james hennessy @jrhennessy]

Have been gobsmacked by the magnitude of this L all day. How do you come back from this

[Chio 🌱 @shoxiaoism]

All that room and u want to stand ass to ass #okay

[Russell Westbrook @russwest44]

Sometimes you don’t even know when you’ve already watched the end.

You had to be there. And now it’s over.

[Kunal @kunal_rye]

Qaf, I fell down today and a shawarma with extra tahini fell into my mouth. Also an apple slice and around 3 litres of water. Should I keep fasting or is it Allah who has fed me?

[Bulvar Medya @Bulvarpress]

Rus dağcı, yıldırım düşmeden saniyeler önce havada oluşan ürkütücü cızırtı sesini kayda aldı.

[Mari ✨ @tiemiz_]

É igual o Naruto nomeando o filho dele de Boruto

[HOUSE PHONE @HOUSEPHONEDND]

THIS NIGGA IN THE CLUB WITH A BAG FULL OF JEANS 😭😭😭

[Gareth @thehandofbeadle]

This is why you can't have a bald denier as manager, they are natural cowards. You need a proud bald or someone with a full head of hair, nothing inbetween

[Adika @Adikastakes]

Parents: I don’t have a favorite child.

Also Parents:

[M. 🇦🇷🇪🇸 @matinialdo]

*Matheus Cunha trafił do pilnie strzeżonego więzienia w Chicago, będzie musiał zagrać Endrick*
Ancelotti:

[i like food @messedupfoods]

Excellent use of free will