vas

aka cyne/vita
i’m NOT a grandpa. im only 1 thousand year old behbeh
digital undiary of a very dumb teenager
CANADIAN

[vas @vas_1k]

Just grammar tips

[кальмарочка 🩷🇺🇦 @madokamujica]

@vas_1k @bells_tolling nobody said that? but i'm not arguing with you anymore, keep fantasizing about me and adding imaginary sentences to what i said

[vas @vas_1k]

chicken is just chicken though, and it never complained.

[🎀chinazaa🎀💕 @chi81959]

Cow meat is called beef
Lamb meat is called mutton
Pig meat is called pork
What is goat meat called?

[vas @vas_1k]

jello is pig skin. this is not very halal

[vas @vas_1k]

yes because gelatin is pork, Alhamdulillah

[˚₊‧꒰ა 𝐧 ໒꒱ ‧₊˚ @divines3raph]

Does this count as breaking my fast...?

[vas @vas_1k]

who want my man vagina

[taimeresu @onihori_]

people who refer to their parts as “girlcocks” or “boypussy” are like the coons of the trans community

[vas @vas_1k]

face reveal kinda

[vas @vas_1k]

valyosha is such a weird ship name...doesn't roll off the tongue well

[vas @vas_1k]

valyosha will NOT happen on my watch 🙅‍♂️🚫 john snezhnaya can find someone else to torment

[vas @vas_1k]

hey nerd. give me your lunch money. or ill slam you into a wall and give you a swirly.

[rin @akhronly]

lmao his model has a blush too

[vas @vas_1k]

L-theanine, 5-htp, and probably estrogen

[vas @vas_1k]

"slow release" yeah this melatonin really did slow release in me, because I took the pill last night, and now it's daytime.

full 12 hours to take effect. god.

[vas @vas_1k]

Brother. If you are still stalking me, at least use Nitter and a private browser or incognito. And VPN for good measure.

The official Twitter platform logs your IP, mobile carrier, scrolls, clicks. etc.

PLEASE IM NOT TRYING TO BE MEAN 😭😭 just worried for a certain roach ❤️

[vas @vas_1k]

The more labels you collect, the more exempt from criticism you are, is that right?

[vas @vas_1k]

standard physical therapy exercises don't get views, but crying on camera because a resistance band supposedly "changed your soul" does.

she basically turned a piece of rubber into a theatrical continent shattering event to get engagement LMFAO

[vas @vas_1k]

Yes, list all the comorbidities like they are collectable badges of suffering and fragility😂😂

Oh yes, I forgot. This is the internet, where labels are an oppression currency.

[vas @vas_1k]

I just realized, this is the ED version of aura-farming

[vas @vas_1k]

It is a lot inconsiderate. They 100% know what they're doing, why are we treating people like they age backwards the less body fat they have? This is not a chronological illness.

[may @maybellinaa]

don’t kill me but skinny people complaining they’re fat around bigger people is a little inconsiderate

[vas @vas_1k]

But you people would rather play hall-monitor instead of organizing, of course.

God. Strength. Please.

[vas @vas_1k]

Hey, so both sides, can we talk about the meat industry instead of condemning individual morality. Industries do not produce goods in a vacuum.

Surely there is a solution that will make both vegans and normal people happy. Like reducing consumption. Hm.

[muffin ୨♡୧ 🇲🇦 ⵣ🔻 @mistynatpilled]

whatever dude

[vas @vas_1k]

These are people who would rather fight over "total abolition" than accept a "material victory" like everyone eating 20% less meat.