@RogerJStoneJr@elonmusk Congrats to 31 years and a toast to 31 more. If you’re still the type of guy that likes to clandestinely watch your wife get piped down by other dudes, Los Vasectomos would love to offer our services. We are both vasectomy safe, so happy to leave you a snack.
It’s a date, Tommy. You crossed the wrong guys this time. We’ve been with DnB Wrestling since the very beginning, and we’ve got some stories to tell…
#Wrestling#WrestlingHistory#WWERaw#WWE
I’d love to see you two punks try. As a matter of fact, if you pull it off I’ll broadcast it to the WORLD! The day you cut my balls will be the day you cut my wiener.
-Tommy Vescati
#BringItOn#vasectomy#circumcision#adultcircumcision#foreskin
Do your worst, boys. Since I’ve never been neutered like you two, I probably have bigger balls than both of you put together.
Sincerely,
Tommy Vescali
DnB Wrestling PRESIDENT
To be clear, DnB Wrestling is not a fully-nude league. We do support and encourage wardrobe malfunctions to give the wrestling fans what they’ve been dying to see, but we are not in the smut business.
We are lucky to have such great bosses. Thanks for supporting Los Vasectomos through thick and thin, and giving us a chance when no other entrepreneur thought a vasectomy-focused tag team duo would turn a profit.
@marcuslemonis are you cut or what?
To be clear, we at Side Bizness do not all agree with the opinions of Los Vasectomos, but we will always stand up for the expression of our creators.
Can @marcuslemonis say that?
Can Gary Vanderchuck say the same? (Shots fired, @garyvee 🔫)
We are so proud to be a part of the concept that is disrupting the in-home housekeeping industry. Move over Mr. Belvedere, Los Vasectomos are here!
How much are you paying for your butler? 🤑
And he’s still wearing pants? 😂
🎉 Now introducing our new celebrity Bottomless Butlers service. Book your favorite celebrities to take over cleaning and let you take a load off! It’s like @BookCameo except cleaner, and without pants.
First up is the tag team duo @Vasectomos from @DnBWrestling
We are thankful to work for the only fully-nude wrestling league that takes the health of its athletes seriously! Your move @WWE#BlessedAndGrateful#wrestling
We are proud to report our new #COVID19 cleaning policies. All wrestlers are mandated to take thorough showers before every match.
We are also unveiling our TPFBHV guarantee. Toilet Paper Free Butthole Viewing at every match!
#wrestling#WrestleTokyo