Los Vasectomos!

Tag-team wrestlers for the DnB League. We used to be the world's biggest tag-team advocates for #vasectomy, but now we're not so sure...

[Los Vasectomos! @Vasectomos]

@RogerJStoneJr @elonmusk Congrats to 31 years and a toast to 31 more. If you’re still the type of guy that likes to clandestinely watch your wife get piped down by other dudes, Los Vasectomos would love to offer our services. We are both vasectomy safe, so happy to leave you a snack.

[Los Vasectomos! @Vasectomos]

@TallKeven It’s 6 and a half years later. Do you even have any brains left? #vasectomiesturngoodmenintowantonsluts

[Los Vasectomos! @Vasectomos]

@Smutty_Guy Just be careful. One of the long-term side effects of #vasectomy is malaise.

[Los Vasectomos! @Vasectomos]

It’s a date, Tommy. You crossed the wrong guys this time. We’ve been with DnB Wrestling since the very beginning, and we’ve got some stories to tell…
#Wrestling
#WrestlingHistory
#WWERaw
#WWE

[D 'n B Wrestling @DnBWrestling]

I’d love to see you two punks try. As a matter of fact, if you pull it off I’ll broadcast it to the WORLD! The day you cut my balls will be the day you cut my wiener.
-Tommy Vescati
#BringItOn
#vasectomy
#circumcision
#adultcircumcision
#foreskin

[Los Vasectomos! @Vasectomos]

Your days as a breeder will be over soon, chump. We’ve got two chisels and one rock for your vas deferens.
#vasectomy
#Wrestling

[D 'n B Wrestling @DnBWrestling]

Do your worst, boys. Since I’ve never been neutered like you two, I probably have bigger balls than both of you put together.

Sincerely,
Tommy Vescali
DnB Wrestling PRESIDENT

[Los Vasectomos! @Vasectomos]

Looks like another tweet from the DnB Wrestling’s lawyers. Have some balls, Tommy.

[D 'n B Wrestling @DnBWrestling]

To be clear, DnB Wrestling is not a fully-nude league. We do support and encourage wardrobe malfunctions to give the wrestling fans what they’ve been dying to see, but we are not in the smut business.

[Los Vasectomos! @Vasectomos]

We are lucky to have such great bosses. Thanks for supporting Los Vasectomos through thick and thin, and giving us a chance when no other entrepreneur thought a vasectomy-focused tag team duo would turn a profit.

@marcuslemonis are you cut or what?

[Side Biz @SideBizness]

To be clear, we at Side Bizness do not all agree with the opinions of Los Vasectomos, but we will always stand up for the expression of our creators.

Can @marcuslemonis say that?
Can Gary Vanderchuck say the same? (Shots fired, @garyvee 🔫)

[Los Vasectomos! @Vasectomos]

This might be controversial, but @Vasectomos are pro-circumcision and anti-vasectomy.
#SnipTheRightOne
#vasectomy
#circumcision
#MakeItHappen

[Los Vasectomos! @Vasectomos]

@vasectomyrtips Any updates on restoring men’s ability to ejaculate after vasectomy surgery?
#vasectomy
#GiveBackOurCum
#healthcare

[Los Vasectomos! @Vasectomos]

We are so proud to be a part of the concept that is disrupting the in-home housekeeping industry. Move over Mr. Belvedere, Los Vasectomos are here!

How much are you paying for your butler? 🤑
And he’s still wearing pants? 😂

[BottomlessButlers @BottomlessButt]

🎉 Now introducing our new celebrity Bottomless Butlers service. Book your favorite celebrities to take over cleaning and let you take a load off! It’s like @BookCameo except cleaner, and without pants.

First up is the tag team duo @Vasectomos from @DnBWrestling

[Los Vasectomos! @Vasectomos]

We are thankful to work for the only fully-nude wrestling league that takes the health of its athletes seriously! Your move @WWE
#BlessedAndGrateful
#wrestling

[D 'n B Wrestling @DnBWrestling]

We are proud to report our new #COVID19 cleaning policies. All wrestlers are mandated to take thorough showers before every match.

We are also unveiling our TPFBHV guarantee. Toilet Paper Free Butthole Viewing at every match!

#wrestling #WrestleTokyo

[Los Vasectomos! @Vasectomos]

What good is sex if you can no longer cum #vasectomy #vasectomyfacts https://t.co/Oi3LBuev7w

[Urology of Indiana @UrologyofIN]

Considering a #vasectomy? It won't affect how often you have #sex. More from @renalandurology: https://t.co/clb8HYLtaV

[Los Vasectomos! @Vasectomos]

What good is sex if you can no longer cum? #vasectomy #VasectomyCanWait #vasectomyfacts https://t.co/SQlLMykvHE

[Amer. Urol. Assn. @AmerUrological]

Reports from @renalandurology #Vasectomy Not Linked With Decreased Sexual Intercourse http://t.co/YJ0FDm3bAE

[Los Vasectomos! @Vasectomos]

Another botched #vasectomy https://t.co/5wTAApD96u

[Dr Keven, PhD (see bio) @TallKeven]

I paid a lot of $ to have my balls cut open. My balls still produce incredible amounts of sperm, but it no longer exits the tip of my dick.

[Los Vasectomos! @Vasectomos]

What is the #vasectomy industry doing with all our ejaculate? http://t.co/YF1HvUJtmf

[Dr Keven, PhD (see bio) @TallKeven]

Get a vasectomy and your doctor starts calling a couple months later, wanting you to bring in some cum. They thirsty at that office I guess.

[Los Vasectomos! @Vasectomos]

How does a baboon give consent? RT @dadandblog: Started today with a #baboon #vasectomy #memorialday https://t.co/IKIpuXgePf

[Los Vasectomos! @Vasectomos]

@Vasectomos If it’s not clear from my last post, I have the suspicion that @RichardDreyfuss is not just #acting like a jerk.

[Los Vasectomos! @Vasectomos]

I like high-brow humor. I mean high bro humor.

[Wolverine @Wolverine0724]

@foul_crowley @Vasectomos and it does note that there is long term issues. Plenty of papers re incidence of PVP. 1 in 30 affected...a gamble

[Los Vasectomos! @Vasectomos]

#Vasectomies: It takes balls *not* to have them #Vasectomy #VasectomyCanWait