Leah Powell

Sometimes you fail Biology. Sometimes biology fails you.

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When I'm done with my homework, I'm gonna take off my pants.
-Claire

[Leah Powell @vasectomyfail]

‘The pregnancy test read, ‘Yaaaaaaas!’ before I had time to pull up my pants. There I was, knocked up with my post-vasectomy baby.’: Mom hilariously recounts vasectomy fail https://t.co/jh2fAYOK8e via @lovemattersmore

[Leah Powell @vasectomyfail]

Four kids - ✔️
New mom do - ✔️
Loss of sanity - ✔️
#boblife #shorthairdontcare #throwbackto2008 https://t.co/mc1Uou0pXG

[Leah Powell @vasectomyfail]

Not all heroes wear capes, and some just want to. https://t.co/Xj0Vpuvoh5

[Leah Powell @vasectomyfail]

When you sit at home with kids all day they frown upon day drinking. So, instead of wings and beer, I'm kicking things off with sun chips and "diet cola" #marchmadness #aldiismyjam… https://t.co/A6AY6GKpI6

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Hey kids! In case you're wondering why you always have to do a works cited page, this is why. Always consider the source. Especially if it's an MTV coke whore. #vaccinate https://t.co/xD9abywRGk

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If you don't like the smell of bleach, you should probably just avoid Harvest Pointe subdivision all together. #bleach #sanitize #overthesickness #nextstepburnitalltotheground https://t.co/0rndfpU7yt

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If this isn't just the cutest transfer of strep throat I've ever seen... https://t.co/UUhRCcABSf

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If anyone could translate this that'd be great... TIA #ummmwhat #toddlertalk #TRUCK https://t.co/nZq8KRmfig

[Leah Powell @vasectomyfail]

😍💙💙😍 #bros #bestbuds https://t.co/RUXCVQ5koR

[Leah Powell @vasectomyfail]

#mamasboy https://t.co/4IObhBd9s4

[Leah Powell @vasectomyfail]

A day late, but a shout out to my very first true love! #reedmichael #loveofmylife #valentinesday2019 https://t.co/VBL7INhAAl

[Leah Powell @vasectomyfail]

If you see this sexy beast today, be sure to wish him a happy birthday. He's probably forgot about it already. #43 https://t.co/k4Zzdmb9pN

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Birthday dinner!! #goodfood #greatfriends #andjeff @ DeSoto House Hotel https://t.co/xQHguU3LnQ

[Leah Powell @vasectomyfail]

Galena tradition. #vfw #oldcountry #ilovethisbar @vacahomesgalena @ Galena VFW Post 2665 https://t.co/CuBIqk61AL

[Leah Powell @vasectomyfail]

When Glamma comes to babysit... #remotecontrol #technology #thefearisreal #imnewidontknowwhattodo https://t.co/aGTYmjfWwG

[Leah Powell @vasectomyfail]

Me: watches the State of the Union to be as informed as possible.
Josh: #ronswansonforpresident https://t.co/PKmwrsIanK

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Looking fresh!! #firsthaircut #biggirl #mommydaughterday https://t.co/5ZObAYoXx2

[Leah Powell @vasectomyfail]

She doesn't care what Elsa says. She's wear a dress and willing Spring into existence. #dgaf https://t.co/7ggTrhSMbu

[Leah Powell @vasectomyfail]

Don't you wish you were here with me?!

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Good morning Galena! #Harrison #GetToGalena #winterwonderland