vasi (parody)

cat stuck in the body of a copywriter :/

[Adam @_dams0n]

The first person you think of when Clarity comes on in a crowded bar is who you’re in love with

[vasi (parody) @vasibestie]

Another insane move from my mom who asked if, on the day after my wedding, we should do “something fun” for the family that traveled from out of town, like perhaps “the Getty museum”

[Tommy Bayer @tommybayertime]

why do men and women have different shoe sizes It’s just size it’s just a measurement it should all be the same like “oH iT’s 10am GuY TiMe 12pm lAdY tiME” shut up and fuck trump and fuck ice too

[love drops @lovedropx]

Man no one even remembers laptop in bed. It was laptop in bed for years. Now it's just phone in bed. Maybe tablet. But usually phone. So much has changed.

[vasi (parody) @vasibestie]

I completely forgot that Colton had come out until that round table last night, I thought he was just dressing well 😭😭😭

[vasi (parody) @vasibestie]

People know that they can just not answer the question when people ask what you do, right? Like you can literally just talk about your hobbies. Or lie and say you’re an aspiring poet. It’s not that deep

[vasi (parody) @vasibestie]

Taking the bus is lowkey clutch ngl

[vasi (parody) @vasibestie]

I love when my friends are like “let’s do an art day soon!!” because every day is art day in my world

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

simpler times

[luci @lucirules]

i always need to pee but it's just because my heart is so big it pushes on my bladder

[vasi (parody) @vasibestie]

@OrtizGoldberg Are you really subtweeting my grandma right now

[steven duong @boneless_koi]

when are you gonna stop reading op eds with the feds and come read novellas with the fellas

[vasi (parody) @vasibestie]

Stop eating dry food with a lame dude and come get some scritches from the bad bitches

[ash ⚔︎ @ashl3af]

baby stop eating rangoons with buffoons and come eat rockfish with a top bitch

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

patricia arquette in the back of a truck jesus christ on a plastic sign

[vasi (parody) @vasibestie]

In my dream last night I was scrolling tiktok (because I obv don’t do it enough during the day) and I kept getting spooky skeleton videos, like one after the other. I was like damn they must think I love skeletons. But they were really scaring me

[Frank @f_lynyrd]

I mean, fuck, I like wilson, I like house, I like cameron and chase, I like kutner, I like taub