silly goofy man

brocken

[golfish @lordefranzia]

talking w coworker abt our cats eating our plants & she casually says “we close the bedroom door now bc my bf dries a flower to save from every bouquet he gets me & they try to eat them” & I lost the next 5 seconds of convo it literally felt just like this

[silly goofy man @vasslash]

@tsukideko I FUCKING HATE YOUUUUUUU

[Sagnik Basu @_sagnikbasu]

Aaron Sorkin spent 15 years being furious that The Social Network accidentally inspired a generation of tech bros to go build startups -- instead of being a cautionary tale.

Now he is doing a land acknowledgement.

[sam 🫥 @lbf_mas]

Their refusal to give the Knicks any credit whatsoever for any of their wins is truly youthful arrogance at its finest

[🇵🇹🇨🇮🇧🇷#SolSociety @4PFiShaq]

bra im still crying that shit hit him square in the dome now he gotta walk of shame back to his hotel room with egg yolk dripping down his neck

[Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters]

The girl in your freshman social studies class who raised her hand to ask why there’s no white history month is running half the major news outlets.

[JimJonesKnicks @JimJonesJets]

someone who works for the NBA actually looked at this and said offensive foul.

Yeah ok.

[Joe @electionsjoe]

We are all going to die because of these idiots

[Richard @gamray]

honest to god how are they even real

[카 @carL__4]

🌧️#backrooms

[Nightmare🍉 @childbiter]

This is clark, he is the first person to be a fucking architect

He is 40 years old.

[Tom the Wanderer @tomwanderer]

>going to see the odyssey
>order popcorn
>worker asks if I want a themed bucket
>I ask her if it’s Odyssey or Iliad
>she doesn’t understand
> I pull out a chart explaining what is Odyssey and what is Iliad
>she laughs, “it’s a good bucket sir”
>get themed bucket
>it’s Iliad

[🌨️ @NotLikeRuss]

all of this in one playoff run is fucking insane

[GO NY GO NY GO @NYKFiles]

It's such a joke that the reward for two successful challenges is losing a timeout and not having any more challenges lmao

[SPJ @SweatpantJesus]

Hey @espn…this isn’t the original audio

If you’re gonna post it, play the actual audio

So soft, man

[Stavros Halkias @stavvybaby]

Pedophiles and private equity have ruined America and, more importantly, the New York Knicks home court advantage

[Richard Newby @RichardLNewby3]

This is all because he got booed last night. What an absolute chode.

[JAE @OkieFBfan]

He’s telling us to not believe what we can see with our fucking eyes

[⚾️ Shoeless Dro Jackson 👟 @SavageNtheBox]

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