Vasu Golakiya

Product Engineer at UnifyApps | Techie | Survived DAIICT'25

[Kashish Parmar @KashishParmar02]

@ZeptoNow
ordered A → got B ❌
1 item straight-up missing ❌
expiry date wiped off ❌
packet dirty & sticky ❌
and your agents can’t even read the complaint properly??
This isn’t “quick commerce”, this is careless commerce.
Food safety isn’t optional. Do better.
@zeptocares

[Virat Kohli @imVkohli]

I’ve played with you for 14 years and when you told me today you’re retiring, it made me a bit emotional and the flashbacks of all those years playing together came to me. I’ve enjoyed every bit of the journey with you ash, your skill and match winning contributions to Indian cricket are second to none and you will always and always be remembered as a legend of Indian cricket. Wish you nothing but the best in your life with your family and everything else that it unfolds for you. With massive respect and lots of love to you and your close ones. Thanks for everything buddy.❤️🇮🇳 @ashwinravi99

[Gukesh D @DGukesh]

18th @ 18!

[yusuke @juanvenchy]

just watched someone’s story 14 seconds after it was posted

[Deepinder Goyal @deepigoyal]

We don't encourage order cancellation at Zomato, because it leads to a tremendous amount of food wastage.

Inspite of stringent policies, and and a no-refund policy for cancellations, more than 4 lakh perfectly good orders get canceled on Zomato, for various reasons by customers.

The top concern for us, the restaurant industry, and even the customers who cancel these orders, is to somehow save the food from going to waste.

Today, we are introducing a new feature (being scaled as we speak) – Food Rescue!

Canceled orders will now pop up for nearby customers, who can grab them at an unbeatable price, in their original untampered packaging, and receive them in just minutes.

[Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus]

It has come to this.

[Pranav Mehta @i_pranavmehta]

I think everyone should live the hostel life for a substantial period of time at least once, it teaches you bonding, compromise, independence, responsibilities and a lot many things like nothing else ever would.

[Pranav Mehta @i_pranavmehta]

This is how I earned 1 million$ this year (with 3 months still remaining).

My full time job definitely contributes a bit to this overall figure but it's not the major contributor. Most of it comes from side gigs, I built smart contracts (solidity) for US based clients, with a lot of development my dev velocity increased and I was able to delegate almost all the work to copilot, this essentially means I was earning 5k$ on avg per smart contract by leveraging AI (I built around 80 smart contracts which gave me ~400k$). Few clients were happy with the work and rewarded their own token (along with ETH) a few of these meme tokens surged 100-1000x overall giving me another 350k$!

The remaining 250k$ comes from the investments I made in meme tokens (PEPE, FLOKI etc) and some others 1.5 years ago (these have been 50x now).

You know the best part ? I actually did none of it! I just lied in this post to see how easy it might be to trap people. If you've read it so far and actually didnt doubt me too much (and rather thought of following my footsteps), you really need to be more skeptical in life to not fall into such things. Had I made this fake story a bit more convincing, would you have even purchased any course I would've recommended? Be very skeptical when it comes to money, dont fall for such traps. Almost no one is going to share the secret recipe to get rich quick (even if it exists, though I doubt it exists).

Irrespective of you being skeptical to this post or not, please dont ruin the experiment by commenting anything which spills the beans to the new readers, rather writing something motivating could actually help the intent of the post.

Please note, that am not a web3 hater. A large part of my tech I've built till date is in some way or the other related to crypto, even right now am leading a team of developers to build a cryptocurrency exchange (no am not lying here), it's just that web3 world actually attracts a lot of scammers too, so you need to be extra careful specially in matters which involves money.

Hope this post helps!
LFG!

[ThePrimeagen @ThePrimeagen]

vscode is great if you only want to program as a hobby, but not professional

[Gennady Korotkevich @que_tourist]

Topcoder paused their competitions, so I had to go for another 4000.

[Vasu Golakiya @vasu2344]

@NoContextHumans Satisfaction level 📈

[Vasu Golakiya @vasu2344]

@dhruvil3074 Finally GM loading! 😈

[Vasu Golakiya @vasu2344]

@dhruvil3074 HR op! 🫡

[Johns. @CricCrazyJohns]

TEARS AT LORD'S..!!!!!!

- Farewell, James Anderson. 🐐

[Vasu Golakiya @vasu2344]

@dhruvil3074 Another Psychotic_D round! 😈

[Vasu Golakiya @vasu2344]

@dhruvil3074 💀
Tu upar se aa rha
Hum niche se aa rhe
Huge difference 🫡

[Vasu Golakiya @vasu2344]

@dhruvil3074 Bhai ak hi tweet me expert se newbie bana diya 💀

[Vasu Golakiya @vasu2344]

@Protestagainst5 Bunty, tera sabun slow he kya?!

[Vasu Golakiya @vasu2344]

@Protestagainst5 @dhruvil3074 @Priyansh_31Dec NOTA 💥

[Vasu Golakiya @vasu2344]

@dhruvil3074 @Priyansh_31Dec Nahi bhai ham kaha chief minister 🙏😂