Vasu Sharma

Just another brick in the wall !

[Parminder Singh @parrysingh]

There’s no better proof that life is unfair than the second bhatoora. Think about it - both bhatooras start off as equals. The second could easily have been the first. But fate intervenes.

By the time you’re done with the first, three things happen:
1. You’re already full.
2. 300 calories of guilt are whispering in your ear.
3. The second one has gone limp.

You still eat it, but half-heartedly. No oohs, no aahs - just quiet resignation.

The second bhatoora did nothing wrong. It simply suffered from bad timing - and fades away unappreciated.

So next time someone preaches about karma or fairness, ask them - what about the second bhatoora?

[Vasu Sharma @vasusharma_7]

Absolutely the magic !

https://t.co/uhqB6gLB7p

[Mark Gadala-Maria @markgadala]

14) A woman rapping:

[Demis Hassabis @demishassabis]

Nothing beats burning the midnight oil in a maximum state of flow...

[Pranav Joglekar @joglekar_pranav]

@vasusharma_7

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[Steven Rostedt @srostedt]

For those that care about that Register article on Linus flaming me, you can read my response here:
https://t.co/1NrznwV1Jh

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

A girl and her dog enjoying the sunset.. 😊 https://t.co/fvlJNT4Z0o

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[Dave Kimura @kobaltz]

Why do developers confuse Halloween for Christmas?

Because OCT31 = DEC25.

Merry Christmas!!! 🎄🎁

[Chase @ChaseMc67]

you have a round old-timey clock (the kind with the minute and hour hands). It starts at 12:00.

I say to you “add 50 hours to the clock”, so you spin the hour hand around 4 times + 2 hours. It now says 2:00.

Now we give someone else the clock, and ask “how many hours did we add to 12:00 to get here”.

There’s no way for them to know if it was 2, 14, 26, etc.

This is called a modulus operator, and since they lose information their effectively one-way

[Vasu Sharma @vasusharma_7]

@yash_jakhotiya Now, I always do #shift + #return - works anywhere without remembering which platform has what configuration :p

[Vasu Sharma @vasusharma_7]

@flipkartsupport @HitachiGlobal Everytime I open an issue with flipkart, it goes into loop of Open > Job Sheet > Auto Close
And this takes 5 days every time, till then they have no answer !

A good enough case to go to consumer complaints forum ?

[Vasu Sharma @vasusharma_7]

@flipkartsupport @HitachiGlobal bought an AC for summers. The installation was messedup, gas leaked.Contacting both since a month and they keep sending back and forth. Hitachi says its flipkart issue and flipkart demands a job sheet which Hitachi can’t provide.

[Programming Wisdom @CodeWisdom]

"The best programs are the ones written when the programmer is supposed to be working on something else." – Melinda Varian

[Vasu Sharma @vasusharma_7]

🐣

[Sami Fathi @SamiFathi_]

One of the best videos Apple has ever made.

[Vikas Manhas @37VManhas]

Despite being shot in abdomen, he climbed at 16000 ft barefooted in -10⁰ temp carrying RPG rocket launcher.

In the hail of bullets, he
decimated 7 paki bunkers and killed many pakis before a volley of bullets blew
CAPTAIN N KENGURUSE
2 RAJRIF
off the cliff.
#FreedomisnotFree

[Sab Maya Hai @sab_maya_hai__]

How jobless Indians are-