Vater Goose

A biweekly podcast where 2 grown ass men review books meant for small ass kids. Maybe we'll share fatherly wisdom along the way. Join the Gaggle today.

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@AlexSternGirl I've seen someone say "there are more red squares than blue squares in New York state so how could biden have won?!"...and this person is an educator of small children.

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All I wanna know is why Mr. Grouper never has a lesson plan prepared and the #Bubbleguppies basically run the class.

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@AndyHerren Literally Survivor winners at war so 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️ its a damn shame

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@jessicalewis89 Sooo goooood

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@rachieswin @AndyHerren Same can be said for Survivor. I feel like we'll never get another Heroes vs Villains season because no one actually wants to play the villain. It kind of sucks that people can't dissociate a reality game show vs. Real life.

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@MaMa_Mia2019 @CBSAllAccess Awesome, thank you!

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Why is the latest BB episode not available on @CBSAllAccess immediately follow the live airing? Kind of disappointed unless I'm missing something... #bb22 #BigBrother

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@_SistahK 3rd time is the charm!!

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@jessicalewis89 We live that 1-ply life on the regular. A true Survivor at heart 💪💪

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@AlexSternGirl Insanity. This whole situation is very hard to manage as a responsible person lol

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@AlexSternGirl Wow really? It took my wife 24 hours to get results. But I'm guessing location has a lot to do with it

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Is it strange that I seem to have more fun with my son's toys than he does?

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Ever since parenthood, it takes 4 nights to watch a single 90 minute movie.

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Today my infant scared himself into a crying fit by the sound of his own shart.

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Today my 15 month old pulled his own hair, cried about it, and then pointed and glared at the dog like she did it.