The Vatigals

turning water to wine since 2K16

~~fuck bitches, get Eucharist~~

[The Vatigals @vaticankids]

My ash cross is my favorite accessory

[The Vatigals @vaticankids]

40 days ain't enough for me #alwaysrepenting

[The Vatigals @vaticankids]

Ashes to ashes bitches

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@dtmorin1 HAPPY ALMOST ASH WEDNESDAY!! Go forth and repent #glenseesyou

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Join the choir of heavenly angels! https://t.co/Dskh5oh386

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Bless me, father for I have sinned. It has been... SOS send help

[The Vatigals @vaticankids]

Love is in the air.

Update: it's just the holy spirit.

[The Vatigals @vaticankids]

Jesus is our lord and $avior

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How long has it been since you last confessed your sins? #get2church

[The Vatigals @vaticankids]

With valentine's day coming up we want to remind you premarital sex sends you straight to hell! <3 <3

[The Vatigals @vaticankids]

Vatican House Rule #2: Thou shalt not steal items from the Vatican

[Jess Huber @jesshubz]

2 reasons I love my school: @NUMensBball beat Indiana while student section chanted "Mike Pence sucks" now we are ranked and he still sucks

[Abby Albrecht @Abicatzhello]

I wear a bra that's impossible 2 unclasp whenever I hookup w a guy for the 1st time to take his confidence down a notch

[The Vatigals @vaticankids]

silly dominos. God does not withhold pizza from good people https://t.co/wpmes2V5Fc

[Abby Albrecht @Abicatzhello]

@dominos you're garbage!!!!! Ha HA!

[The Vatigals @vaticankids]

Vatican House Rule #1: Thou shalt not throw up on the floor

[The Vatigals @vaticankids]

@Jesus if you fall asleep with your bf on a plane is that a sin?

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In case you were wondering where I am: https://t.co/En2rkDbCl5