Jorge 🍉

☁️ Ni de aquí, ni de allá ☁️

[Jorge 🍉 @vato_coolarrow]

the shit that goes on at the alamodome bruh

[Squidward Tentacles 击 ieroeve+ieroween @L0STMYW4Y_]

WHAT THE HELL LMFAOOO

[Jorge 🍉 @vato_coolarrow]

if you cant do any of these without ai you should just euthanize yourself idk man

[James Pardoe @JamesPardoe]

Lack of imagination?

Let's get tangible:

- Ordering groceries before you run out
- Keeping track of supplements and re-ordering before you run out
- Searching new series/movies based on what you like, and giving you recommendations on what to watch that evening
- Life coach
- Party planner
- Organising a trip/holday
- Pro-active ideas on what to do on the weekend
- Ordering flowers for your wife every couple of weeks
- Reading health stats from your smartwatch and recommending a fitness regime

Those are just off the top of my head. There are so many.

[Jorge 🍉 @vato_coolarrow]

como nos vamos de gignac al memote wey ntdpv

[Pello Maldonado @Pellomaldonado]

Confirmado! Big Memote es nuevo jugador de Tigres. El reciente mundialista llega al más pasional del país.

En el conjunto felino lo esperan hoy mismo, al igual que a Emiliano Gómez, para realizar los exámenes médicos y, posteriormente, ponerse a disposición del cuerpo técnico…

[Alex Naser-Hall @anaserhall]

Sergio Camello is now officially the first player in football history to score against FC Barcelona who has given Carla Simón’s Summer 1993 a four-star review on Letterboxd.

[Jorge 🍉 @vato_coolarrow]

@LilBoCreeper omg bro that was only a couple months before our riot fest bender

[Jorge 🍉 @vato_coolarrow]

@coolandfunnyguy bro is 5’4 it has to be from elbows to the face there is no other logical explanation

[Jorge 🍉 @vato_coolarrow]

telling a blind customer i’ll take a look for them and watching their smile fade away #thinkbeforeyouspeak

[Charli @charli_xcx]

big bro little sis vibes

[ceci🫒 @modrngirls]

been stroking it nonstop since friday (replaying the new strokes album)

[Jorge 🍉 @vato_coolarrow]

world cup anthem fucking banger

[MⱯRGⱯUX 🦇 @LUCIDNIGHTM4RE]

I hate gay people like what do you mean the tiktok algorithm thought to show me this german diva dragging men at 8 in the morning on national tv.

[Jorge 🍉 @vato_coolarrow]

TQM GUEMBY

[Wemby @wemby]

Spurs family, I’m here to stay.
Whatever it takes🖤

[gwen howerton @kissphoria]

the us just got blown out by teams wearing trans pride flag colored jerseys lmao

[Jorge 🍉 @vato_coolarrow]

nothing surprises me anymore

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: Howard Lutnick was involved in reversing FIFA’s red card decision on American player Balogun, per POLITICO

[n @destroymen69]

Luis Romo genuinamente es bien pendejo

[Yannick Bolasie @YannickBolasie]

All I’ll say is if this was AFCON and they let a man play after he got a red card, the nonsense being said would be crazy

[Chris @CWeatherspoon_]

First Cristiano Ronaldo, now Folarin Balogun. But when a Somali referee can't get in the country it's "unfortunate" but we should "chill and relax". No qualms with the Iranian team being ferried across the border as soon as possible.

Brazen and shameful

[Miss Pemulis @barbariana]

Ganarle a Ecuador es ganarle a Netanyahu, ojo ahí banda

[gonad o'brien @gonad_obrien]

white people be like we had to narcan our shih tzu