jasmine webster

‘labbing shrew’ i.e., (mostly middle) English doctoral candidate @ corpus, cambridge

[jasmine webster @vatoffilth]

@SarahDunnigan1 puts me in mind of terrence malick…

[Janus Films @janusfilms]

It’s getting warmer out…

[miss kay @ladymisskay_]

How tf do I knock on wood in a house full of particle board and plastic? IKEA is trapping spiritual impurity in y’all’s homes

[Haldane army faction @mypalfootfoot7]

What’s BSL for ‘sorry you didn’t get four points in one category, your claim is denied?’

[Dan Douglas @dandouglas]

just visited the GP surgery and whispered “i have mental health” to the receptionist, she winked and took me out back to a secret car dealership and allowed me to choose a free £52,000 BMW, any colour of my choice, drove it away then and there. i don’t even have a driving licence

[Gizmo 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @basedgizmo]

Being introduced to world cinema at 12.35am on Film4

[jasmine webster @vatoffilth]

the gesture toward a kind of punk self-fashioning in the first photo would be more convincing were I not holding a can of raspberry gin...

[jasmine webster @vatoffilth]

inebriated carrot-haired child to... semi-respectable adult adjacent person????

[Shock C ⚡️ @shockC_]

How different do yall look from 2020 to now?

[jasmine webster @vatoffilth]

@dandouglas my brother tried to exorcise the dog! happens to the best of us

[jasmine webster @vatoffilth]

@TomCook24 so true !

[jasmine webster @vatoffilth]

gotdamn i am crying at everything this week must be something in the air

[jasmine webster @vatoffilth]

this is where i hear my partner's voice telling me 'no jas i think you just cry very frequently at many things'

[Dr Rebecca Menmuir @RebeccaMenmuir]

Yesterday the Lincoln medieval mystery players processed through Oxford with our crucifixion cross (made by Lincoln’s multi-talented chaplain!) from its workshop to the archives. Come see the cross and players in action on Sat 26th April at Teddy Hall! @OxMedStud @UniofOxford

[jasmine webster @vatoffilth]

sometime s photographs of dogs on the internet bring a small tear to mine eye
one such instance

[sugarplum @proseluvr]

trying to stay tender hearted despite it all

[Gutter @Gutter_Magazine]

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[lavitalenta @lavitalenta]

It’s love

[jasmine webster @vatoffilth]

@gregmw4 :0

[Shaw Worth @shaw_worth]

I have a note out in the Explicator today on Skelton's metrical debt to Middle English tradition — and it's open access so you have no excuse
https://t.co/8xyiPJsmTA

would not want you to end up like Rechneuer and Recheles

[jasmine webster @vatoffilth]

gna start telling ppl my partner is just like Lenin
(because he adores me and admires my intelligence xx)